mister miyagi

Badass lunatic life teacher for Whinelelson in the first 3 karate kid movies. Not only was he untouchable in a fighting (save one Chozen cheapshot in karate kid 2), he was able to put up with Whinelelson's constant crying and moaning through 3 feature length motion pictures.

The other night mister miyagi put me in an arm bar while he made passionate love to my wife and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

by Efaglef July 5, 2008

mister man

A name that you use , referring to a Male, when trying to have authority or be flirtatious.

"Hey Mister Man where do you think you're going?"

by Mayam November 16, 2006

Mister Mister

A male significant other, a male crush, a potential boyfriend or a male that you have kissed.

I can't wait for that Mister Mister that I've been flirting with at the coffee shop to ask me out.

by Ruby Wildflower March 22, 2011

mistledoeing

When a cam girl (or any other person) plays with their dildo while listening to christmas carols.

Ttyna was mistledoeing while performing her shows on Christmas day

by georgeoct December 27, 2013

Mister New Vegas

Mr. New Vegas is an AI programmed by Mr. House before the Great War to be the DJ of Radio New Vegas, a job he still performs over two hundred years later in 2281.

And we're back. This is Mr. New Vegas, and I feel something magic in the air tonight, and I'm not just talking about the gamma radiation.- Mister New Vegas

by Mr. New Vegas January 28, 2015

Mistevious

The mix between mysterious and mischievous. It means a sly creepy and normally refers to a dude with slicked back black hair.ncoming in contact with a mistevious dude is dangerous.

The mistevious man walked to the store.

by Sloth magic dude June 28, 2018

UR SISTER MISTER

The most destructive comeback to date. Only to be used in very dire situations. (Can be used if target doesn't have a sister)

Joe: ur mom gay
Tim: no u
Joe: UR DAD LESBIAN

Tim: UR GRANNY TRANNY
Joe: UR PAPPY TRAPPY
Tim: UR SISTER MISTER
*At this point time ceases to exist. The very fabric of the universe has be torn to shreds, the entire 3rd dimension is incinerated and all life on earth ceases to exist*

by lazer unicorn March 14, 2018