When a guy is titty fucking a girl and cums but accidentally hits himself in the face with the baby batter.
Dude, did you hear that Jimmy pulled a The Dallas Misfire last night? Made himself look like a glazed donut!
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"Miserable User" is the name of a hack for Virtual Bulletin message boards. An admin can set a poster to that status to encourage the poster to leave the board.
Here is what happens to a miserable user:
- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.
If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.
Here is what happens to a miserable user:
- There is a random 60-120 second delay each time they click on a link.
- 90% of times they have no search engine acccess.
- 75% of the times they get the server too busy error.
If they don't get the server too busy error:
- 50% of the times they may get a blank page
- 30% of the times they may get forwarded to the forum main page
- 20% of the time they may be able to see the page they asked for.
by Moggraider February 17, 2008
Get the miserable user mug.This phenomena occurs frequently with Windows users, where when double-clicking on a file in which to open, the click is not fast enough, causing the file to be highlighted rather than opened. This usually causes the user to have to resort to using the “Enter” key instead.
This occurrence can cause low self-esteem particularly in older people as it draws into question the performance of their motor skills, leading to thoughts that maybe they are showing signs of early stages of Alzheimer’s or other neurological disorders (which is usually not the case).
This occurrence can cause low self-esteem particularly in older people as it draws into question the performance of their motor skills, leading to thoughts that maybe they are showing signs of early stages of Alzheimer’s or other neurological disorders (which is usually not the case).
“I saw a neurologist today on account of my increasing number of ‘double-click misfires’. He assured me that nothing was wrong with my motor skills and suggested I simply adjust my mouse settings.”
by Johntoo August 22, 2009
Get the Double-click Misfire mug.Verb. Used when a person asks a stranger for something they cannot easily acquire, usually alcohol or cigarettes.
I'm so desparate for alcohol I'm about ready to hey mister a bum.
Remember when we had to hey mister 20 people before we got a cigarette?
Remember when we had to hey mister 20 people before we got a cigarette?
by **R** November 16, 2005
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Get the misfortune mug.A female who is never happy, no matter what you do or how much you spend. Someone who complains about everything, up to and including the $200 dinner you JUST BOUGHT HER TONIGHT.
See bitch.
See bitch.
I thought she was on the rag that first week of dating, but it turned out that she's just a miserable cunt.
by DoctorThrottle April 28, 2004
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