DAMN! That ni**a Simon thinks all these grown men who take their birthday parties seriously are gay. What a Misanthrope!
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Get the Misanthrope mug.The perpetually petulant, paranoid and pessimistic petite misanthropic manlet is an isolated loner manlet who childishly shuns the company of grown-ups and instead prefers to focus his girlishly giddy energy on pursuing his numerous hobbies, including but not limited to: alcoholism, compulsively measuring his immutably dwarfed height every five minutes, e-shopping for children's clothes and high heels, daydreaming about getting pegged by a seven-foot tall dominatrix while he sings Short People in his high-pitched and squeaky-voiced manletspeak, performing delusional height increasing stretching exercises while listening to Skee-Lo's "I wish" and wearing nothing but high heels and a training bra, venting his manlet rage by ranting about how all women (righteously) reject and laugh at him at his local Bagel Boss and putting the finishing touches on his manlet manifesto before shooting up his favorite Barbie Dreamhouse due to the Barbie doll he was crushing on calling him an inherently effeminate, microscopically infinitesimal stunted beastling of a sissy manlet boy when she caught him in the Dreamhouse manlet pit as the deranged low IQ manlet was stupidly attempting to give the, by comparison towering, Ken doll a standing blowjob.
Emma: Lol, why is that misanthropic manlet furiously dry humping that garden gnome over there? Allison: It's because manlets can't be choosers. Emma: Short people got nobody. Allison: Hahahahaha!
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Also know as The Temple of the Black Light is a Satanic occult order founded in Sweden in 1995. It originally was part of the True Satanist Horde founded by Tony Särkkä but became an independent organization due to ideological differences.
by Xxxfi October 27, 2025
Get the Misanthropic Luciferian Order mug.The feeling of hating the human species and having it on your mind but at the same time being hopeful for the future. Having these two contradicting ideas at the same time and believing in them the same
He felt bipolar misantropy when he looked at the damage the we humans did but he hadn't lost all hope.
by PeaceSlavAndGo October 7, 2021
Get the Bipolar misantropy mug.The gradual decomposition of a woman's uterus overtime as she begins to realize how fucked up the human species is.
"I can't have children due to a severe case of uterolysis misanthropia. I suffer from painful headaches and irritability whenever someone asks me why I don't have any children."
by Cleo Girl February 6, 2022
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Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.
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Get the Blanket Misanthrope mug.Much like a regular misanthrope except it's hatred or mistrust over most of mankind instead of all of mankind in general.
MAN 1:How can your girlfriend love you? She's a misanthrope!
MAN 2: No, she's a selective misanthrope, there's a difference.
MAN 2: No, she's a selective misanthrope, there's a difference.
by Wolf bitch February 10, 2025
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