Missletoe

The man version of a “camel toe.” Definitely not what you’d be wanting to kiss under.

Wow dude, did you see Frank showing up in those spandex? He had a nasty missletoe.

by Cringlesz November 28, 2019

misclean

A sensation. The feeling of ants parading around one's rectum.

Good lord! Are there ants on my anus or did I just misclean?

by Phondookee July 8, 2005

Misleading Default

When a supposed hot girl messages you, you click on her pictures, and she looks completely different from her default.

Guy 1: Oh shit this girl just asked for my number!! Hew yeah!...

...God dammit!!!

Guy 2: What's wrong??

Guy 1: Misleading default again! Always me!

by The Beatht September 26, 2010

Misle

An incorrect misspelling of mislead. The past tense of mislead is misled which means some people mistakenly assume the present form is misle.

"We could Misle Brad into giving that WAP a wedgie!"

by marco.rem451 September 29, 2020

Toe missle

A kick in the butt, usually from anger.

Man, don't make me explode a toe missle in your ass!!!

by Devilbones July 24, 2009

Ukrainian Mistletoe

When 2 Ukrainian brothers attend a Christmas party and stand under a mistletoe and as per Ukrainian tradition they measure their penises the male with longer cock gets to smash a beer bottle on the losers head

Jamilyn attended this years Christmas party but accidentally stepped under the mistletoe causing a Ukrainian mistletoe safe to say she lost

by Swazey1450 March 2, 2023

Missle Tits

Girls with tits so pointy and narrow they could almost poke your eye out and they look like they are holding rockets on there chest and they are ready to fire

Amy has MIssle tits she almost poked my eye out so i took out my knife and sliced off her nipples

by Anonymous October 18, 2003