piss midget

an 'innovative' term used by Bernard Black in the UK television series 'Black Books'.
Commonly assumed to mean a person of little worth.

'of this, and many other things I am an innovator, which is why i feel free to address you only as..........piss midget'

by Kat Priddy September 5, 2006

midget on a beanbag

Description of a guys cock and balls, in which the dude has a very small dick that sits up on his balls

Dude Joe has such a midget on a beanbag, he really should't have a picture of it on the net.

by Josepherino May 18, 2009

midget head

A normal built person with a head that resembles that of a midget.

"Somethings off about her"
"She gotta midget head"

by maryssa May 3, 2015

midget hurdle

When you see a midget in public and feel the urge to jump over them.

"Oh my god, it's a midget. This calls for a midget hurdle."

by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019

Midget kabob

Running full speed into a midgets house holding a long pointy stick

For dinner I want a midget kabob

by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

El Midgito

A great leader that’s a midget.

Guy1: Look at that fucking midget bet his names something like Brendan

Guy2: bro you can’t say that, that’s El Midgito you shouldn’t be so disrespectful

by PancakeSmash420 February 4, 2019

illegal midget

Term used to describe persons who are above the maximum height to be considered a midget. Derogatory term used to describe those who are vertically challenged

Is Ash a midget?
No she’s too tall for that. She’s an illegal midget.

by 10MinutesWasted April 3, 2019