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Micropenis

A fucking funny thing

Dave: osama has a micropenis! HAHAHAHA
Everyone:
HAHAHAHAHA
Billy ate his father's plastic micropenis
by Pewdiepiefangirl April 3, 2020
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Micropenalized

When you encounter the man of your dreams only to realize u need a magnifying glass to find his disturbingly small penis in your hand, well two fingers... which then makes you feel like a pedophile unwillingly.
After we got comfortable at his place things got heated and I caressed his loins only to discover I had been micropenalized and felt sick to my stomach right after and ran to the bathroom...
by KOOLKITTY April 24, 2020
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micropenis

where you have the “two millimeter defeater
or your penis is smaller than a strawberry
when sam stalls on bottom he has a micropenis
by bigdaddydick April 18, 2021
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Micropenis

A penis so small you need a microscope to see it.
Kim: "Yo did you know Timmy had a micropenis?"
Ashley: "Is that why you have a microscope??"
by HaloTopper April 29, 2021
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Micropenis

Me: I wish I didn't have a micropenis
Doctor: Sorry son it's un-fixable
by Blitziskool May 11, 2021
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Micropenis

What guys have when they drive lifted trucks, burn their tires off to the point where their transmission fails, and roll coal constantly.
Jeff: Yo that sick head totally has a fucking micropenis. Look at him in his PoS lifted truck rollin coal.
Jeff #2: Yeah he totally has a micro.
by Slimmy Fresh June 9, 2021
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micropenis

A micropenis is a flaccid penis that is 2" or less and often under 1" in size. Many men think this is the worst thing that can happen to a man but this is not nearly the case. There are many men into having a micropenis and there are men that work on making their penises as small as possible: google micro penis maker to see the sleeve the use and an extremely small, less than 1" penis. There are women into it too including many that are turned on by small penis humiliation and sissy training.
That man has a handsome micropenis, I wonder if he is a sissy?
by Spandexfun January 26, 2022
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