Mister Microphone

The male penis. The cock.

Come over here you slut and speak to mister microphone.

She blew mister microphone for a half hour till I busted nutz.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Mister Unoriginal

A pretty bad and unoriginal person. Only the worst tweets, terrible YouTube videos, and disgustingly bad Instagram post.

Yo is your name Mister Unoriginal?

by Mister Unoriginal October 16, 2020

Mister Dong

very smexy maths teacher oh yes

Matthew: do you have mister dong for maths???
Zayne: yes isnt he wonderful

by [e-mail] October 11, 2021

Mister Tom Meter

He's a dirty motherfucker who likes to stick it in her butthole. He's known to get mad chicks and wear pink shirts. Also has a need to take shots of Captain Morgan and drink out of a coke can instead of making an actual drink.

That "Mister Tom Meter" is such a dirty motherfucker!

by YoungJensen January 23, 2011

mister-in-law

The partner of someone's gay brother.

I had dinner with my brother and mister-in-law last night.

by chateaudebelves October 16, 2009

Mister Derp

Mister Derp is a fail troll/baiter.

Mister Derp : LOL I EDITED YOUR POST UMAD

Other Poster: No, not really.

by Bobness234234 October 8, 2011

Mister Whippy

A woman squeezing out cum from her vagina onto the face of her partner in a curling motion.

Just after having sex and crashed out on the bed my girlfriend straddles my face and tries to do a Mister Whippy on me!

by Jean Dom February 25, 2010