Mike
Mike by purplepangolin June 3, 2007
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Mike is a man with a heart not made of gold, but diomonds adorning it. He's a different kind of man. He's not a kind he's a rareness in this world with that pure heart of his, with his unboxed mind and unravelled fantasy. If he ever lets you into his world, do not waste his time for he has ambition. He is a very special man and you will only find him once. On of this rareness of humankind. A difference in this world. Mike is a man to be love by full and pure. Nothing else. For he is different and is the purest kind of mankind.
"He is my future," she said, for Mike is a Mike. And a Mike is what somebody would call perfection in it's purest and rarest way.
Mike by Reality's blood December 5, 2016
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Mike
This specimen is the hottest guy you will ever meet. In his own words, he can pick up any chick he wants. He has a jawline that can cut paper. He drives only the coolest of cars (it's worth $50,000 bro!!). He's in only the coolest of fraternities (not Sigma Chi cause that's gei). This mans can chuck only the fattest of clouds. Many consider him to be the grand master wizard of the Vape Nation. The sexy a$$, confident frat boy is all you need to fulfill your dreams (unless, of course, you are not trying to be in an abusive relationship). He will buy you anything you want (cause his dad is rich (and oh yeah, he is worth $2.7 million)). He is very mindful of personal boundaries and will respect woman cause that is what he is good at. (PS - sucks toes if you ask)
Matt: "Dude, maybe she wasn't into you."
Mike: "That's not possible. I literally did nothing wrong! I was the perfect boyfriend. Like, I am so sexy and rich and smart. I literally could get any girl I want. But I chose Her. She should be fucking greatful"
Matt: "Yeah man. You are so right. I don't know what I was thinking. You are the greatest person I have ever met and I am so glad to be able to know a man that is caring as you are."
Mike: "That's not possible. I literally did nothing wrong! I was the perfect boyfriend. Like, I am so sexy and rich and smart. I literally could get any girl I want. But I chose Her. She should be fucking greatful"
Matt: "Yeah man. You are so right. I don't know what I was thinking. You are the greatest person I have ever met and I am so glad to be able to know a man that is caring as you are."
Mike by i swear im not gei April 8, 2019
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One who sit's inside all day and scopes young children from their window of choice. Usually uses binoculars, at times a telescope if necessary. A total douchebag that usually has an inverted penis. He is also predestined for lifelong virginity. A Fat, Irish Drunk, With hilarious stories about almost dying, getting wasted, and a creepy little girl that haunts his house. YOUNG MARINE!!!! A mysterious creature that can neither shower nor speak proper english. Even though it lacks the male genatailia the Mike is some how able to masturbate during math classes. This creature is often seen wearing a red coat, sadly it is only able to shed this coat every 4-5 years. It is often wondered how the Mike will carry on offspring as no female would ever mate with it. The Mike's obsession with childrens games such as Pokemon suggests it will become a child molester in its adulthood. and acts like a dip shit dinosaur
mike by Johnnylllllllllllllllllll July 24, 2010
Mike
Mike's the type of guy any girl would love to have. He's very random and can always make you laugh. He was the cute shy guy in school which made all the ladies go crazy for him. ;) He's changed a lot since then and everyday is like a new begining. He likes to rap and is very good at doing it!! Sometimes you'll be frustrated at how easy his words come out, but heck you cant be mad cause its just so darn cute. He's that boy you always dreamed about but never thought existed.