nose mittens

Vaginal lips, labia - usually with a little fuzziness...

Going down on her, Timmy was please to find that Jenny had a fine pair of nose mittens for him to enjoy.

by Tom O. December 5, 2007

Mittens

A lovable nickname for presidential candidate Mitt Romney.

Just can't relate to the crowd tonight...poor Mittens, maybe he'll do better tomorrow.

by Slap Fappy July 26, 2012

mittens

Adj. To describe someone utterly cute, adorable, sweet, and warms you outside-in - like a pair of mittens on fluffy bunnies. awwww power!!

Jammy is SO mittens ^_^

by JeSuisSteph March 27, 2008

Mette

Mette is a cute little norwegian creature. She is very cute and flirty, yet very charming and sexy. No guys can resist a Mette on a hot summer day. Too bad that a Mette is almost never available. She is a hard catch so if you ever get her, you better take care of her the best way possible.

"Hello, my name is Mette and i live in Norway. I am a sexy 16 year old girl."

by peablesea November 30, 2009

Soggy Mittens

When you are sad and your methaphorical mittens become drenched with your tears of sorrow.

Oh, Lauren has soggy mittens from not being able to leave work early.

by DannyAnnieBeauFanny July 7, 2010

dong mitten

a condom

better wear a dong mitten if you're gonna tap that shit

by Stefan the terrible June 12, 2004

a fart in a mitten

Something or someone that rolls around and around, aimlessly...without knowing how it/ they got in, or how to get out.

Stella felt like a fart in a mitten at the giant warehouse shopping center.

by BLSNAP65 December 12, 2013