messah

a word that is associated with OCD, it usually means something that is displeasing to the person in any way: physically, mentally and emotionally.

1. Z: bro that abit just spit in my eye when we were talking
T: WEEE! MESSAH!

2. That girl has had sex with 4 guys, its a messah for me bro.

3. Z, i had to take the killer messah shower today...the messah handwash isnt working

by MESSSAHHHHHHHHH January 21, 2004

Messenger Puppet

1 - A non-virtual, real world equivalent of a sock puppet.
2 - A non-virtual, real world equivalent of a proxy.

"Either you have a very lacking scholarly grasp of the applicable laws in this matter (which I find unlikely considering (various matters)) or following your "meeting" with the partners were simply acting as their messenger puppet on (date). "

by Wink Dinkerson January 21, 2006

messejajs

an autistic fag youtuber who needs to drink bleach and die

you should consider messejajs
please committ messejajs

by Asukon June 2, 2016

Depressed-Messed

(adj.) When someone's really screwed up and has personality issues because they're actually depressed about something and don't want to admit it.

"Hey, that kid over there is really weird - he doesn't even smile. He got so angry when I said hi"
"Don't worry about it. He's just depressed-messed"

by NeonForever72 May 21, 2009

Kik Messenger

A free real-time texting application that is very similar to the function and appearance of Blackberry Messenger. Unlike Blackberry messenger, it is not only exclusive to Blackberry, but also available for the Iphone, the Ipod touch, and Android smartphones.

Matt- "Dude did you hear about Kik Messenger?"

Erik- "Yeah now I don't feel all that exclusive with my Blackberry anymore."

Matt- "Yeah, your telling me."

by BBMisbest November 6, 2010

messhole

an unsanitary vagina or clean vagina that has been messed or used.

hey Jessica i can smell your messhole from across the room

by Johnny Cee October 28, 2007

messed up from the chest up

when a male or female has a bangin' body but a jacked up face

girl 1: "guuurrrl, he so hot. he got a body like a soccer player!"
girl 2: "yeah, but he messed up from the chest up!"

by zelephantbra May 4, 2013