merked

1. Owned, lit up, pwned, etc.
2. A state of first being stabbed in the chest, followed by being anal raped.
3. Showing a sense of ownership over an item, followed by dissing it.

1.
Person A: Dude! Headshot!
Person B: Merked!

2.
Person A: Dude, I just got merked!
Person B: Damn, that sucks.

3.
Person A: Dude, your dog just got merked!

by Jimasd November 9, 2008

Merkenberry

Old crusty Technically supports whose software knowledge is as random, old, and crusty as a box of Frankenberry Cereal.

"Gee Wiz David, you're such a friggin' merkenberry."

by A Very Concerned Citizen. January 23, 2009

Merked

(Adj.) murky, gross, unfortunate

(Verb) the state of being in an unfortunate event

Synonym: Rekt, Rip, gross, sucks ass

Person 1: I have to memorize an entire dialogue by first period tomorrow

Person 2: oh man, get fuckin merked

by Annathropology February 18, 2017

MERKED

Means you are ugly, hideous, mugged

That b*tch is so damn MERKED!

by Neah January 16, 2007

Merkel

A faker who uses words from urban dictionary every second,
Someone who uses a lot of hip words, but it turns out they read urban dictionary all day and are a poseur.

Insta Bitch: Damn how do you know all those words?
Fboy: Haha, I don't know, I'm cool like that.
Me: Nah he's just a Merkel.

by Twooof April 8, 2016

Merked

To murder someone in such an obscure manner that it makes one a BITCH!!

ex. I just merked that lil sninja.

by 40z-N-Blunts January 15, 2009

merked

To lose in an extremely humiliating manner.

Shortened from the car name 'Merkur', a weird german ford that rarely works. To lose to one in a street race would be uber-embarassing, hence 'you got merked!'

Dude, you got merked by that diesel rabbit, your car is f___ing slow!

by ErikC. April 16, 2008