Junior MENt

When you walk into a room full of eligible black men, but they are all gay.

Woman 1-"Girl, I'm moving to ATL to find me a man."

Woman 2-"More like GAY-TL, you know that city is full of Junior MENts!"

by Fluffy Barksdale March 31, 2010

Ments

Short for the word mental

Did you hear what Shannon got up to last night ? Yh I heard it was ments

by Lchoppa November 15, 2022

Ments

Ments are ridiculous things that people say or do that are likely meme-worthy or necessary to make fun of.

I'm driving through the great state of Indiana during an ice storm on New Year's Day for the ments.

by AJKray August 14, 2022

Chode-ments

A moment in time where one is being a chode.

He’s a great guy, but he definitely has his chode-ments.

by Moonchild1127 March 15, 2022

Ment

When your in an entanglement without the entangle.

Man1; Yeo y’all dating ?

Man2; nah, they gotta ment.

by azlaecxhita November 20, 2020

hoe-ment

When you have a hoe moment

I have a boyfriend but I went to a party Shit got crazy and I had a 3 some when I woke up in the morning I realized I had a hoe-ment !!!

by Mina1602 May 15, 2018

Joe-ment

Something done that puts you on a steady declining slope from being top of the world to the bottom of the barrel. Named for Joe Pesci and the decline of his career

"I got stood up on my date and then she blocked me"
"Absolute Joe-ment. It's not looking good for you"

by RottaTheHutt March 6, 2025