meatbeater

when you beat your meat so hard your dick cums out blood

your a fucking meatbeater

by little pp December 31, 2019

Meatbeat Peepshow

noun
The split-second horror show when someone barges in right as you’re mid-session with yourself, leaving you both scarred and scrambling for the nearest blanket.

“I was deep in my zone last night when my roommate pulled a Meatbeat Peepshow—now we’re just avoiding eye contact over breakfast.”

by DoomTickler March 16, 2025

ManBeast.

Taya. fat, snot nosed, hairy, sweaty, man like woman.

"Hi, I'm Taya, I only wear a bra to keep my man tits up, and i roll my fat into it also so it looks like my boobs are bigger. My dick is so tiny I class a girl!I love being a ManBeast." (:

by GoIncestYourDog. October 9, 2008

Meatwealth

A term used by deranged, dejected, bloodlusting alcoholics nearing rock bottom to glorify the only store of value their banishment to the woods has given them in a deranged effort to impress and induce envy in their former peers/rivals/adversaries.

Hey H**o I’m back in town and I’ve brought a whole bunch of MEATWEALTH, the pallet crafting hipsters tried to battle me for it but I kicked their p**sy asses to keep it.

Feeling bloated, need to get my swell working before fall. Gotta get cagey if I’m going to maintain my meatwealth.

Hey d***h**d, let me know if want to lift and feast on some nice lean venison from my meatwealth.

by WestCoastWorder June 14, 2018

Meateaterologist

A stubborn individual who denies human impact on Earth, from climate change denial to defending unsustainable meat consumption habits. Often associated with rejecting science, poor education, and an unwillingness to learn or adapt to new information.

The meateaterologist scoffed at the climate change conference, insisting that his daily steak habit and distrust of science had no impact on the planet.

by Raquel de la Roche July 9, 2025

Arbies Meatfest

When you at arbies and you blow a bitch back out with you homies on the counter

Bro I gotta arbies meatfest planned on Friday, remember to bring protections

by Blowabitchbackout October 3, 2019