clapping

It's when you stand there, with no pants on, and wiggle back and forth making your dick slap against your legs causing a clapping noise.

Brandy claps to his favorite songs.

Rose gave Becky a round of applause of clapping.

by Em a rear October 10, 2011

National Ass Clapping Day

August 30th. A day when women with junk in the trunk post pictures and videos of their asses while twerking.

Sara: Did you know it's National Ass Clapping Day?
Lilly: OMG! I need to post a video of myself twerking in a thong!

by BodyHottie October 12, 2015

mcfapping

the act of masturbating while waiting at a McDonald's drive-through

i was mcfapping and the manager had the nerve to come to my car and ask me to stop

by dark_lordd April 11, 2015

I’m Clapping

A universal word explaining happiness or anger. Can be used to state how someone feels about something that has happened.

This bitch really stole my text book, I’m clapping hard as fuck!

Oh my god, Zack just asked me out! I’m clapping!

by Saculcm June 13, 2018

Clapping Radius

The distance on either side of your body that is needed in order for you to applaud.

Jeff, I am unable to applaud this spokesman because you're standing within my clapping radius!

by Kewl Kev October 22, 2009

mapping the coast

1. The conversational equivalent to the phenomenon of coastline measurements* - getting so bogged down in the details of something that explaining it becomes impossible.

* The closer one looks at a coastline, the longer it gets.

2. Getting repeatedly lost/tangential while speaking and never completing a thought or idea. Often the result of being high.

1.
Cedric: It was last Tuesday; no I think Wednesday morning at 11:30, well, 11:40; no it was Tuesday because I was wearing my blue shirt-

Bored Colleague: Cedric, you're mapping the coast. Shut up or just tell me what happened.

2.
Dude 1: So, have you thought about what I said last night?

Dude 2: Yeah, you spent 3 hours mapping the coast and I nearly died of boredom. I'm not getting high with you again.

by Short Circuit August 11, 2010

Clapping coles mom

Cole I’m sorry but i fucked your mom

Bro I was so busy clapping coles mom last night

by Ifuckedtamra123 October 16, 2019