McFuckface

1. A fuckface who works at McDonalds.

2. Any fuckface to whom one wants to talk down.

3. Phony last name used to replace someone's last name that begins with Mc-.

4. Jesus' dick, which feels better in the butt than in your mouth.

1. Guy: That McFuckface didn't give me any fries.

2. Guy: Excuse me, McFuckface, was I talking to you?

3. Guy 1: Hey, here comes Jim McFuckface!

Guy 2: Come on, man. His name's Jim McPeters.

4. Guy: I told you, put McFuckface in my ass! That's where it belongs!

Jesus: Fuck you! It's going in the mouth!

McFuckface by Guy 99999999999999999999999999 December 19, 2008

scrooge mcduckin' 

Making an absurd amount of money, usually by crooked means. Making money to the point that if you were to liquidate your funds, you could swim in your money, insofar as that's possible, like Scrooge McDuck.

Big oil executives were seriously Scrooge McDuckin' last quater. They made record profits by price gouging.

scrooge mcduckin' by Homeless Dave November 16, 2005

saint cunty mcfuckoff 

The patron saint of miserable old men. These people are usually at their least approachable on Monday mornings and Friday lunchtimes. If you were to try and engage them in conversation, you are likely to be told to "Fuck Off Cunty".

Welcome to the company - just one thing, see Steve over there - he has the patience of a Saint - Saint Cunty McFuckoff. Only talk to him between Monday afternoon and Friday morning.

saint cunty mcfuckoff by Tube Alloys September 8, 2017

mufuckin uhhhhh

when you are trying to roast or make fun of someone but cant think of anything.

DON'T EVEN SAY 'NUN TO ME BOOOY, YOU LOOK LIKE A MUFUCKIN UHHHHH KOALA WITH A TAMPON

mufuckin uhhhhh by Daddybighnands March 17, 2015

mcfuckery

McFuckery is when one is so intoxicated that they decide to go there- (meaning McDonalds)- in the first place. And then, the McDonalds employees get one’s order wrong and don’t give said one any ketchup packets!

Joe: “yo bro, I know this is a first-world-problem and shit, but I was just handed some McFuckery.”

Bob: “What kind of McFuckery is this?!”

mcfuckery by Keronica Kadwell February 10, 2018

mcduckesque 

Of something , particularly an individual's fortune or wealth, to be extremely large, so large they could swim in a vault of gold.

"Harold spent 1 mil on a giant solid gold statue of his dick."
"Well, what else would you do with his mcduckesque fortune?"

mcduckesque by glocksucker69 June 27, 2017

Splooge McDuck 

A sexual move where you jizz on a girl's face and then pelt her with loose change, mostly pennies. It was coined by J. Camm of BroBible.com.

I felt bad for this homeless girl begging for change on the street, so I took her home and gave her the Splooge McDuck. It was mostly pennies anyway.

Splooge McDuck by Bropez September 10, 2012