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Mcconnellret

a giant fat cuck who is a leech and a shitty streamer the worst ret paladin in the world who has no value in life and no talents his only purpose is the act as Asmongold's sidekick who is better than him Mcconnell is jealous of Asmongold's fame when Asmongold streamed for years consistently and provided entertaining content while Mcconnnell was crying about how unfair life is and how he reads Marx he also goes by the name McCuck
"Dude did you see Asmongold's stream last night? I heard Mcconnellret was on it!"
"No, ew, fuck McCuck screw that fatty!"
by Sir Defines Stuff October 2, 2018
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mcconnell

A gay man who walks around thinking he is the shit.
oh look a that mcconnell
by Roberto Luongo April 1, 2009
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McConnell

A label for a political hypocrite who votes to acquit a bad or evil person, then condemns them for their unethical, criminal, or treasonous act—named after US Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell, who acquitted Donald J. Trump of treason, before holding the Inciter-in-Chief responsible for his white supremacist and terrorist supporters’ deadly attack on the Capitol.
In the second impeachment trial of the Commander in Cheat, the Senate’s 57-43 vote shows that there are at least 43 morally bankrupt McConnells who are too petrified to vote against their Divider-in-Chief.
by MathPlus February 14, 2021
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McConnell

When you leave a globule of shit on your butthole for so long that it becomes cold, that uncomfortable sensation when you finally wipe is called a McConnell.
Hey Mitch, when I was taking a dump the other day I spent too much time browsing reddit before wiping. I totally got a McConnell because of that, and it sucked.
by McConnelled April 29, 2020
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Dirty McConnehey

The Dirty McConnehey is the act of sticking your thumb up ones anus and smearing it on thier partner's private areas.
Whoa, dude my boyfriend gave me a dirty mcconnehey
by Daniel Zanjaya July 23, 2007
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mitch mcconnell

A backup of sewage drains into one's domecile
House got condemned after a mitch mcconnell
by Aunt Tifa Lockhart September 7, 2019
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McConkey

Soft lad who ain’t too quick on the rower.
It took him 10 minutes to go 2k, he’s such a mcconkey
by El Chonko August 20, 2019
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