Isaac Mcconkey

An Isaac Mcconkey is when your mate or close aquantance has extreme hemmorrhoids, a common saying derrived from Northern England.

Daisy: “The doctors said I have an insane Isaac Mcconkey at the moment”.
Connor: “That’s terrible Daisy, you should be more careful on the shitter!”

by Anthony.B June 22, 2022

mcconaissance

Matthew McConaughey was getting big in the 90's and then had string of poor role choices. Notably, Sahara. He was thought of as a bad actor with a pretty face and charming accent. Then he was recognized critically for Mud and suddenly his career took off again. He did Wolf of Wall Street and Interstellar, for example, during the McConaissance.

A great era: the Mcconaissance!

by Skifan March 13, 2019

Mitch McConnell

A russian asset who's also famously known as "turtle mitch", "Moscow Mitch" and "Putin's Mitch"

You're want me to speak russian and take my freedom away? Don't be such a mitch McConnell!

by Putin's Mitch August 1, 2019

Mitch McConnell

The deliberate termination of a human pregnancy, most often performed during the first 28 weeks of pregnancy; or an “abortion” (noun).

“I have to drive up to Sandpoint with Becky this weekend to get her a Mitch McConnell.”

by Porter McConnell October 28, 2020

Ownie McOwn

An extremely 1337 CS player who has never been killed or outh4xed in his life. He is immortal in the internet gaming league known as Cal-i.

Tyler: OMG!! Guess who just wrecked on me hardcore?!

Me: Who?!?!

Tyler: OWNIE MCOWN!!

Me: NO SHIT. DID HE SIGN YOUR MOUSEPAD?!

by B money April 30, 2004

McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose

The idea that one can be relaxed and free of worry at all times. Matthew McConaughey is the poster child for this constant act of relaxation.

"That Matthew McConaughey seems to bare talking to Jay Leno for a full twenty minutes. Give that man a page in the book of McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose examples!"

by Drum Bentley July 3, 2006

matthew mcconaughey

an alcohlic drink containing cranberry juice, grey goose vodka and tonic. known to be the actor's favorite drink because he can drink tons of it and not get a beer gut.

what are you going to drink at the Marshall tailgate? Probably a bunch of matthew mcconaugheys.

by musomman September 3, 2011