McConnell

When your buddies always have to wait for you to play video games.

Where's Andy? Had to run to the store for his wife. Classic McConnell!!

by Mittens92 April 17, 2023

Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.

Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.

by Richard the curious July 28, 2023

Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

Glitch McConnel

A nickname was coined for Republican Senator Mitch McConnel on TikTok because he kept having Brain farts & freeze on air in front of cameras in press conferences & gets escorted of stage, too fuckin’ old to serve & just won’t retire!

Did you see Glitch McConnel malfunction on the News last night, that shit funny AF!

by Rashi.Chai August 30, 2023

McConnelling

When you’re on a video conference call or in-person meeting and you intentionally freeze up in order to avoid the question.

Did you see Greg completely freeze up when the boss asked if he’d filed his expense reports?

Yeah man he was totally McConnelling to get out of it.

by rbrif August 30, 2023

Mcconnell

Brain freeze due to age

The traffic light was green but I didn’t go and heard cars honking at me for 10 seconds. I had a McConnell.

by Peepingtom001 August 31, 2023

McConnell Moment

Any time you draw a blank or have a lapse of consciousness.

I was about to turn left, but had a McConnell Moment and went straight ahead into a one way street.

by anonymous October 2, 2023