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McConnell

When your buddies always have to wait for you to play video games.
Where's Andy? Had to run to the store for his wife. Classic McConnell!!
by Mittens92 April 17, 2023
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To mcconnell

to mcconnell means to lie, obstruct, and destroy.
The woman wanted to mcconnell in court, but decided not to perjure herself.
The kids mcconnelled the new flowers in the backyard.
I mcconnelled to my sister when she asked me if I liked what she made.
by AngryGirl2 October 16, 2020
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Mcconnell

The traffic light was green but I didn’t go and heard cars honking at me for 10 seconds. I had a McConnell.
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Glitch McConnel

A nickname was coined for Republican Senator Mitch McConnel on TikTok because he kept having Brain farts & freeze on air in front of cameras in press conferences & gets escorted of stage, too fuckin’ old to serve & just won’t retire!
Did you see Glitch McConnel malfunction on the News last night, that shit funny AF!
by Rashi.Chai August 30, 2023
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McConnelling

The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.

McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.

See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.
Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.
by dgRonbo April 12, 2021
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Nina Mae McConnell

An Iconic Girl boss with a double bed so she has extra room for Danny DeVito. Sleeps with spider pillow and Dylan O'Brian Blanket. Gates Keeps everything but we love her anyway for some reason. Is Also Jesus.
OMG IS THAT NINA MAE MCCONNELL I NEED AN AUTOGRAGH SHES AN ICON.
by TikkiStyles July 30, 2021
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McConnell

n. A person who demonstrates the absolute worst of humanity; a hypocrite: one who is soulless: a person full of greed; a person who cares only for themselves. May also be used in verb or adjective form.
Dude, don’t be a McConnell.
No McConnell goes to heaven.
Dude, don’t McConnell that decision.
Man, that guy’s greed is the most McConnelly thing ever!
by Fergerspergerberg September 19, 2020
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