Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

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McConnell

n. A person who demonstrates the absolute worst of humanity; a hypocrite: one who is soulless: a person full of greed; a person who cares only for themselves. May also be used in verb or adjective form.

Dude, don’t be a McConnell.
No McConnell goes to heaven.
Dude, don’t McConnell that decision.
Man, that guy’s greed is the most McConnelly thing ever!

by Fergerspergerberg September 19, 2020

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Ellie McConnell

Ellie is quite a catch, she is very lucky to have the looks that god has blessed her with, anyone would be lucky to come across this dashing young lady, she loves long walks on the beach n then getting pumped rotten in the car afterwards, Ellie lives a good life. ELLIE MCCONNELL IS BEST PERON ON THIS EARTH! peace out

Oh Ellie McConnell, she’s a dashing young lady

by TA$TY September 20, 2020

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McConnell

When your buddies always have to wait for you to play video games.

Where's Andy? Had to run to the store for his wife. Classic McConnell!!

by Mittens92 April 17, 2023

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To mcconnell

to mcconnell means to lie, obstruct, and destroy.

The woman wanted to mcconnell in court, but decided not to perjure herself.
The kids mcconnelled the new flowers in the backyard.
I mcconnelled to my sister when she asked me if I liked what she made.

by AngryGirl2 October 16, 2020

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