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Get the Darth Maul Water Hose mug.Maulana Diesel is the name given to Fazal-ur-Rehman a fat overweight politician who has a reputation of using Islam as a political tool for his own self gain. Maulana Diesel tries to create an impression of always trying to look pious and virtuous in traditional Islamic cleric garments and attire including a trade mark orange turban (Paghri). However he is ruthless in his pursuit of colluding and creating coalitions with political ruling parties for political strength, swindling lucrative business deals, privileges, perks and rewards.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.
Maulana Diesel is a corrupt politician who lives of immoral earnings with a commission agenda, backhanders and kickbacks from Diesel smuggling, applying for contracts/permits for sale of Diesel and allocating plots of land for group family members and political party members. He was also involved in several scandals including wikileaks votes for sale and asking for US backing.
Maulana Diesel is often called Diesel for short as his commission rates also fluctuates and varies with the price of Diesel. Maulana Diesel is usually outspoken, ruthless and venomous with contempt. His political party is the faction JUI although it is not clear if he is a cleric or politician. He is also very vociferous in the National Assembly and Parliament and due to the nature of his portray of an Islamic image, grey beard and background has never been challenged. He also has a complete disregard for women and publicly offends and insults the role of women.
Maulana Diesel has said: “the rule of a woman is haram”
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.
Entire stadium erupts shouting: “Diesel, Diesel, Diesel” as a reference to Maulana Diesel.
by Cricket Buff October 17, 2014
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I was in the bookstore the other day, and I bumped into a girl. She was Mauli, and I knew my heart was hers from the minute I laid eyes on her.
by kindman12345 August 7, 2014
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*Knock Knock*
Householder: "Hello can I help you?"
Chimp: "Maulogram!!"
Householder: "Ahhhhhhhhh my face!!!!!!"
Householder: "Hello can I help you?"
Chimp: "Maulogram!!"
Householder: "Ahhhhhhhhh my face!!!!!!"
by slasher84 May 5, 2011
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Get the Maulfthalph mug.Once founder of an online gaming clan, he quit after his cousin was banned for using racial insults on another founder. After serious debate, it was decided to name this prick on the Wall of Shame, though this was well deserved, he had the nerve to get angry.
Working behind the backs of the Founders, he set a nice trap on the clan that was about 5 years old, meaning to destroy it. Of course, he succeeded.
Almost a year later, and still he decides to mess with others from the clan that he destroyed. The word Maulth will go down in the internet dictionary with these words:
A flaming homosexual hiding in the deepest closet of his mind. He seeks revenge on the righteous acts of others, and demands attention and love from those that would listen. Smart, yet utterly stupid in the ways of the world. His actions of both the past, and the present will be the end of this twisted menace. This slack-wristed, fat sack of shit is the worst of villains.
Working behind the backs of the Founders, he set a nice trap on the clan that was about 5 years old, meaning to destroy it. Of course, he succeeded.
Almost a year later, and still he decides to mess with others from the clan that he destroyed. The word Maulth will go down in the internet dictionary with these words:
A flaming homosexual hiding in the deepest closet of his mind. He seeks revenge on the righteous acts of others, and demands attention and love from those that would listen. Smart, yet utterly stupid in the ways of the world. His actions of both the past, and the present will be the end of this twisted menace. This slack-wristed, fat sack of shit is the worst of villains.
Maulth: A troubled child hiding in his closet because, once outside of the closet, he is surrounded by that which he fears - reality.
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