matty

To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being slapped because they had pointed out you would never be the "American President" as played by Michael Douglas.

"shut up or i'm gonna fuckin' matty you!"

"i saw this guy talking to my girlfriend and to piss on my spot i mattied him"

by honeybadger0706 August 25, 2011

matty broon

north east celeb. hardest cunt in NE. runs the NE16 area. Hardcore gangsta at 13. You will find him at the back gates of any school he’s been expelled from.

Lad 1: There’s a pagger at back gates

Lad 2: who with

Lad 1: guess

Lad 2: matty broon

Lad 1: aye

scenario 2:

lad 1: don’t walk back gates matty broons there he’s off his head. he will head but you he’s a mad cunt!!!

by nclmadcunts May 3, 2022

matty

the name of a person who is an absolute mad cunt

matty your such a mad cunt, why are you so cool, your my hero man i wish to be as buff as you one day

by ahjimmeh October 8, 2008

Mattydfan

An idiot that causes wrecks on the am24 league, also a biased official, he always changes his name after fights so he wouldnt get caught, his current username on discord is “diecast addict, he once got mad over NR2003, also wished cancer on am24

I am an idiot, also known as a mattydfan

by Birdboitheman July 6, 2021

mattypalmer

extremely gay also suck lots of cocks non stop

you mattypalmer meaning cocksucker

by craig hardy September 5, 2008

MattyPoison

A popular scene kid with a trademark large blonde fringe wearing nike jackets, skinny jeans and air force one's. Often spotted on emo/scene-ridden urbis.

Scene/Emo: Look it's MattyPoison! I have yer myspace!

by Needs January 11, 2009

MattDaddy

taken from the reference to MacDaddy, which he isn't. MattDaddy is a blogger who talks about his kids, being a father/husband, technical stuff, and the Boston Redsox

A MattDaddy is someone who is devoted to his family, a good father, and a good enough husband for the wife to tolerate his sorry stinkin butt.

by ravensensei January 20, 2009