Dave Matthews Band

Satan's attempt to ruin rock music from the inside.

Dave Matthews Band is the Musical antichrist.

by ErRoBr November 11, 2007

Matthews

awesomely sexy beast the sexiest beast around...big and hairy looks a lot like big foot may be called sasquatch, tonto, grizzly adams, and big foot plays basketball a lot... is always asked if that person is old enough to drink.

Look at that matthews guy he is just good looking.

by ROUND HOUSE MAN May 27, 2008

Dave Matthews Band

Dave Matthews is a painfully generic band usually found on the music interests section of Facebook.com.

Normal College Kid 1: Hey bro, what are you listening to?

Normal College Kid 2: Oh, just some Dave Matthews Band. I also like The Red Hot Chili Peppers, radiohead, John Mayer, and O.A.R.

Normal College Kid 1: Oh no way Bro, me too!

by IQG October 15, 2006

eric matthews

1. Character from 90\'s tv show \"Boy Meets World\"
2. Hott.

Eric Matthews, brother to Cory Matthews and Morgan Matthews, is sooooooooo hott.

by kizzle from ohizzle June 30, 2006

Dave Matthews Band

A truly talented band. People who are musically uneducated and narrow-minded tend to hate them. Many trash them without listening to their music. CD-recordings do them no justice, if you honestly want to hear all that is "DMB", attend a live concert. Carter, Leroi, and Boyd basically make the band, with Dave's voice topping the cake. Anyone that says they are talentless has no musical taste. There's a difference between not liking a band's music and thinking they suck.

"Yo, Dave Matthews Band SUCKS man! I have NO musical taste whatsoever!"

by Kimmmmmmmmmmbo August 13, 2007

Dave Matthews Band

A very large band with not a lot of substance, named after an ego-maniac. No one ever knows when they have a new album out, they just appear. It's creepy. Responsible for Jack Johnson and to a lesser extent, John Meyer. (At least John Meyer has comedy to fall back on.) They should not be listened to, especially by young women in frat-guy rooms. It leads to bad things.

Guy: Hey, have you heard the new Dave Matthews Band single?
Unsuspecting girl: No, I didn't know released a new album!
Guy: Dances to Dave Matthews Band while touching himself
Girl: Leaves

by jusdepamplemousse July 18, 2010

dave matthews band

A motley crew of has been roots rock "musicians" who think that playing seventeen instruments at the same time somehow makes them musically competent.

Few people know that Kurt Cobain killed himself because he heard the song "Ants Marching" by Dave Matthews band playing on the radio.

by FriendlyWalrus July 15, 2007