Matteoism
The annoying Matteo actually just living, which is incredibly annoying. Annoying annoying annoying annoying annoying annoying
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Matthewism
Defined as the religion created from the superior name, by superior beings. To follow the faith of Matthewism, one must pray to the great demi-God; Pastor Matthew, hallowed be thy name. One must also deface a church of Danielism. And only after those spiritual undertakings, will one be allowed into the divine kingdom of Matthewism.
Wow! I just found out that Adam Sandler is a follower of Matthewism! He's my new favorite celebrity! He's the BEST!
Matthewism by Pastor Matthew November 26, 2021
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Matteis
Matteis is a pretty chill guy. He’s always got loads of bitches on the go, but rumour has it that it’s all thanks to his sexy porn-stache and astounding height of 5’4”. You’ll probably catch him long boarding on an adventure to a local restaurant to surprise a friend. If you have a Matteis, you should keep them. They’re rare and always a great time.
Who’s that sexy beast over there?!
Oh that’s Matteis. Better hold on to your girl cause he’ll swoop her off her feet.
Oh that’s Matteis. Better hold on to your girl cause he’ll swoop her off her feet.
Matteis by libbysnoot September 2, 2020
Matveism
The antonym of boucherism.
Matveism is a case of revolutionary thinking, mostly provoked by teachers talking shit they don't know.
Matveism is a case of revolutionary thinking, mostly provoked by teachers talking shit they don't know.
Person 1-youre a fake Russian
Person 2-no, you just can't pronounce Russian terms
Person Noah-dats gay
Person 3-thats a clear case of matveism
Person 2-no, you just can't pronounce Russian terms
Person Noah-dats gay
Person 3-thats a clear case of matveism
Matveism by Aoka sama!! May 29, 2019
Mattism
1. When someone uses a simple word, usually less than five letters, to give simple acknowledgement to the situation at hand. Does not require thought, it is always sur of the moment. Anything that sounds like something a Texan out of Texas would say is probably a Mattism
1.-'You get it Matt?'
-"Yep"
2. 'Hey'
3.-'MATT!!!'
-"wha..."
4. 'Ah-ha!'
Any of these used in response after another sentence qualifies as a Mattism.
-"Yep"
2. 'Hey'
3.-'MATT!!!'
-"wha..."
4. 'Ah-ha!'
Any of these used in response after another sentence qualifies as a Mattism.
Mattism by Jason Cerillo June 22, 2006
Matteis
Matteis by libbysnoot September 2, 2020
Matthewism
1) A type of pun that makes you shake your head in disbelief that it was actually said.
2) A comment from a person that is expected to be taken as the gospel regards of how faulty or unlikely it is simply because of the person who is saying it.
2) A comment from a person that is expected to be taken as the gospel regards of how faulty or unlikely it is simply because of the person who is saying it.
1) While standing at the urinal, one guy says to another, "Having a pissy day?" Reply: Shakes head and replies, "Damn Matthewism."
2) "Well actually, the F-14 Tomcat is the best fighter jet because it is powered by the Commador 64 with a 28 inch floppy drive running at 87.2% capacity." Reply: no audible response necessary.
2) "Well actually, the F-14 Tomcat is the best fighter jet because it is powered by the Commador 64 with a 28 inch floppy drive running at 87.2% capacity." Reply: no audible response necessary.
Matthewism by thriwn_rod January 13, 2015