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A fucking subject where you need almost 90% of your brain to understand the whole textbook (not to mention this only apply to rick and morty fangays).
*Add Maths teacher comes in* everyone's status, dead, except for r&n fans whose iq is way higher than the others
by N4th January 9, 2018
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Sparx Maths

The worst form of torture known to mankind.
Dave: Give me the launch codes or i'll make you do sparx maths
Bartholomew: 57436878
by lord_farquaads_left_nostril October 15, 2022
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Exam maths

Doing the maths relating to an upcoming exam, with 2 possible motivations:

1. To scare yourself into realising you don't have long left to revise and look over stuff.... or
2. To deliberately waste the time you could be using way more productively

These may well combine....
C: Sh*t i just worked out that I have 20 working hours til my exam in 3 days.... taking out the time I need to sleep, eat, gym, shop, fb, tweet, email, hang out, watch TV.... its even less if I want to shower too!

R: You do realise you spent 3 hours working on that exam maths....

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C: Cr*p I just did some exam maths and realised I need to get at least 62/100 for this exam, because theres no way Im going to get above 48 in that other one, and my coursework would only be a 59 at best... although that only counted for 40% so weighted its like a 65 or something...

R: Do some work.
by RStokesy May 30, 2009
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Maths

Everything stands for something.
maths stands for...

Mental
Abuse
To
Human
Soles
but I have one question. why are you looking up maths on urban dictionary?
by Hogsbreath101 July 31, 2019
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mATHS/Meth

Maths is a Spiral
A spiral of life
Equation is mAGIC
mATHS/Meth :)

Teacher: Math is a spiral
Teacher: *draws a spiral on the blackboard*
Students: will you shut up
Students: this is as bad as meth
by Anonymous_ew January 25, 2019
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Sparx maths

Robber: Give me the money now or I’ll make you do sparx maths bitch

Me: here you go
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Mathilde

"Mathilde", a tall, slender girl, usually shy, but with a huge personality. A "Mathilde" is usually very funny and sassy. They are also over-protective, at times, and will protect their friends religiously. A "Mathilde" is a very good listener, and is also very nice. They will treat you very fair, and are not ones to cross. If you ever encount a "Mathilde" in the wild, be sure befriend her :)
Girl 1: OMG, that girl is such an angel!

Girl 2: Yeah, she's such a Mathilde!
by Master_Morten June 29, 2020
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