Mastermonica

A vaginal disease in which a vagina develops a hunger and eats things.

"Damn, that mastermonica bitch ate my dick off."

"After my recent mastermonica infection, I no longer crave penises up in there as much as I do Vatamin C."

"Now that I have mastermonica I have to order food for two lips."

by Clarice Suckadick March 21, 2009

mastersensex

is a person who is the master of sex

Ohh my husband is a Mastersensex

by kilode November 11, 2013

Mastersoak

Guided masturbation. Where a man grabs his own shaft as if he were to choke the chicken. But a woman takes the mans hand/wrist and does the motion for them. Thus, not masturbation.

Tony: Bro, so what did you and Alice do last night?

Samuel: Dude, all we did was mastersoak.

by donald treanor November 6, 2023

Masterliness

An indication of extreme approval and admiration. May be used towards any entity or object one desires to express extreme approval and/or admiration for. however, usually not used to describe girls. Maybe used with the prefix "the essence of", or by itself.

ok:

-"How was the concert?"
-"Masterliness!!"

"Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd is the essence of masterliness"

"The weather's masterliness"

Not ok:

"Damn, that girl's tits are the essence of masterliness!" <<this sounds corny

by General G. Thompsky May 4, 2010

Masterforebation

To make a mental porn of a person you know in your mind and performing the act of foreplay and masterbation simultaneously.

I remember that night..It was so epic. Performs masterforebation a different variation of the word Masterforeplaytion

by Suite Seduction November 20, 2011

Masterhole

A Masterhole is an asshole that has mastered their craft at being the biggest asshole around, they are the master of all assholes.

Arthur is the Masterhole of this department!!!

by #RaptorJesus October 23, 2014

mastering myself

Getting intouch with yourself , finding yourself . You’re worth and indentitity within yourself .

Every since i have left my no good ex i been mastering myself

by Newbies February 27, 2019