Marsupial Dick

When a man has a pouch surgically added onto his penis.

Dude, I am going to turn my penis into a marsupial dick. I'm going to use it to carry skittles.

by snappleextreme94 November 3, 2011

Markiplier cumshot

a 'markiplier cumshot' is when a person formally introduces themselves at their moment of climax.

"Hellllloooo everybody, my name is name".

"Dude, i was so drunk last night that i managed to finish on this chick with a markiplier cumshot."
"So you just introduced yourself to her then?"
"What do you mean i was already railing her don't you think we exchanged names before? Anyway she was a whore."
"Hey don't talk about my mother like that!"

by obama: final mix January 9, 2021

Markus

The cutest, most charming person alive. He is able to catch hearts of not just women but everyone. Anyone who has him his lucky to have them theirs.

"That Markus is pretty cute."
"Yeah, but he's already taken."

by Insertsomethingedgyhere July 27, 2017

Mark/Markus

A name usually reserved for a pimp or playa of some sort. Macks tons of bitches, and has the respect of everybody.

Everybody wishes that they could be Mark.

by NameDefiner March 30, 2003

markipoo

A name for a guy named mark that his girlfriend calls h if she really loves him and cares for him with her heart or butt if it's bigger.

Markipoo you're the most amazing guy I could ask for.

by Cole Freeman May 22, 2016

Marsupial

When something is so cute you just want to pick it up and stick it in your pouch/purse/backpack/pocket

OMG, that little dog is so marsupial.
Dang, that's one marsupial dress.

by J_A_M July 7, 2017

marsupilami

To know that a companion has been stealing your crack, but to pretend otherwise.

Yo Chesney, I've been playing it marsupilami for some time now, but give me back my crack.

by Chesney Hawkes July 20, 2003