mayonnaise sandwich

A food enjoyed in the ghettos of the Dirty South while growing up. It is made by spreading mayonnaise on one slice of white bread and then covering that slice with another. Often accompanied by some sugar water to wash it down.

Sugar water and mayonnaise sandwich!!

by Dirty January 3, 2004

hair mayonnaise

A hair softening and straightening product. Usually a "leave-in liquid", this product is designed with no petrolatum products and only natural oils to soften hair from the follicle to (often split) ends. Designed for African-Americans, it is also an excellent facial hair conditioner for anyone with rough beard or facial hair. The fragrance is mild and pleasant. It is not greasy, and although it will wash off of your hands quite easily, it's effects do not wash off during showering or normal washing. It was effective on a neglected beard with split ends and a high degree of product abuse which made the hairs dry and brittle.

I couldn't find facial hair conditioner so I tried Hair Mayonnaise. Best stuff ever, and I'm soft as ever.

by PyroLogiK January 13, 2008

mayonnaise mask

Face covered in male ejaculatory secretion. A facial.

I heard John gave his girlfriend a mayonnaise mask for valentines day.

by thisisfrusterating February 15, 2010

Manzongas

Large breasts, similar to gozongas, but unattractive...and on a man.

Hey, look at Carlson's manzongas! They look just like gozongas but super nasty!

by Companion December 11, 2010

Mandonkadonk

The man version of a badonkadonk, a really big man booty.

Cheryl: Doesn't Ed have a huge mandonkadonk when he wears skinny jeans?

Katherine: Totally!
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Ed: I love having a mandonkadonk.

Ryan: Doesn't everyone?

by Rainn-0125 May 6, 2011

Mandonians

A collective group of 6 or more mannys in a particular area .

Boy: "Hello what is your name ?"
Manny1: "Manny"
Boy: "are you all called manny?"

Manny2:" yes we are referred to as the mandonians ."

by Hollow_Milk August 26, 2017

Mayonnaise Lesbian

A homosexual that panics when someone of the same gender is interested in them. Mayonnaise Lesbians attempt to slide away, out of pure panic

Person 1: just tell her that you like her back
Mayonnaise Lesbian: aaaah nooo
Person 1: you're such a Mayonnaise Lesbian

by GodConfirms February 27, 2020