malingerer

An individual who will do and say anything to get out of work.

I used to get up and be excited to go to work, but now I'm happy being a malingerer.

by S. Ford August 30, 2008

Mandingo effect

A miss remembering of the size of a penis from the past to be much larger than it was/is

Billy's Ex: Billy gots a huge dick!!
Billy's Current gf: 3.5 inches is big to you?
B. E.: I remember it hurting though...
B. C.: That's because he fucked you in the ass and you're suffering from the mandingo effect

by King PaulWall November 7, 2019

Manninghaming

To be unprepared for a completely foreseeable situation and to respond in a way as to make the situation far worse.

Named for Michigan/NFL Wide Receiver Mario Manningham.

A: "Can you believe the teams that were going to pay me millions of dollars asked about my failed drug tests?"

B: "Yeah, I can, it makes a lot of sense for them to. What did you do?"

A: "Got all offended then lied about it"

B: "Aren't they going to check up on that?"

A: "Oh shit, probably."

B: "Nice job, Manninghaming that one."

by shake'n'bake March 9, 2009

manzling

to be overly confident or have a huge ego

guy 1: fuck i'm awesome
guy 2:he's manzling again...

by Sirat'Saah November 3, 2011

maflingo

An act preformed by a couple that include cuddling, kissing, "other fun stuff", and making your partner happy at any means possible.

I maflingoed my girlfriend all night and she loved it

by ozzy15824 May 26, 2014

Manningham

A fucked up area in bradford where you'll get jumped for 50p and a drug dealer on every street

Person:where u from
Me: manningham
Person:"fucking bolts"

by Bd8gang January 31, 2020

Port Manning

Named after a bridge in Vancouver BC.

the act of bridge jumping after an adverse or shocking event

1. Fuck man, yolo'd life savings on bitcoins and it went to 0, fucking gonna go port manning

2. Yo doggo, my wife just divorced me, took half my shit. Fuck it, gonna go port manning

3. Did you hear about what happened to Michael? Guy went port manning after finding out he was HIV positive.

by BestAutistNA February 18, 2018