mankles

male cankles. cankle; when the calf goes directly to the ankle without muscular tone or definition.

Coach got so fat after retirement that he developed mankles

by r. daniel cohen November 13, 2007

mangels

best name in the entire world to have belonging to the best family in the worl

The last name Mangels is the best.

by kyle mangels June 6, 2009

mandles

A candle scented specifically for a man's tastes. Instead of a typical, womanly, scent, such as roses or perfumes, a mandle might smell like coffee or tobacco.

I just bought five mandles that smell like WD-40!

by BGrass September 1, 2006

mandles

Flip-Flops (sandles) for men

Man + Sandles = MANDLES!!!

Brad said that the space inbetween his big toe and the next one hurt after wearing mandles.

by Kelley D. July 26, 2005

Manglebombed

The epitome of drunk. To be so drunk that one is incoherent, on the ground, and man down. Originated at LPSS, now becoming used throughout Mississauga and the GTA.

"I can't wait to get manglebombed this weekend at the cottage!"

by Lorne Park Drinking Team June 9, 2007

Mangled Poon Per Hour

A unit of measure for describing the amount of poon one is receiving. Commonly refered to as MPH (the per is not counted) Derived from poon per hour, the mangled creates a recognizable acronym.

The MPH scale is from 0 to 6, 6 being a fuck fest, 0 being a virgin. Most lie between.

Oh man, he is getting so much pussy, his Mangled Poon Per Hour is at least a 5.

My Mangled Poon Per Hour just went up a notch if you know what I mean.

by theeyeofthetiger September 15, 2010

Kill Nasty Californian Mangoes Always

The mnemonic to remember the first five reactivity series of metals from the highest to the lowest, i.e. K (Kill), Na (Nasty), Ca (Californian), Mg (Mangoes), Al (Always)

Teacher: Can you tell me the first five reactivity series in Chemistry starting from the top?

Student: Kill Nasty Californian Mangoes Always!

by Umpteen August 7, 2012