Dirty Manchester

The act of jerking/sucking off one, or more, individuals, while shitting on another.

"Hey Mike, I heard you were in on a dirty manchester."
"Yeah, I was the guy getting shit on. It was fucked up."

by Shenaniganz13 October 7, 2015

Manch-Vegas

Alternative name for the city of Manchester, New Hampshire, USA. The word was coined by combining the first part of "Manchester" with the second word in "Las Vegas," juxtaposing Las Vegas's glitz and glamor with Manchester's lack of either. Used derisively.

"So are we going out tonight?"
"We live in Manch-Vegas. The hottest spot open this late is Wal-Mart."

by Stephanie M. December 19, 2003

manchester

Manchester is when a friend says somthing they will do and if you quickly say manchester before another word comes out of their mouth then they will have to perform what they had said they were going to do. If they do not do it then they get a slap by the person who called manchester. If some asks "are you going to kill yourself" and the person replies "yes" or "yea" and you call manchester then the person who replied yes must still perform it whether they said it or not.

"Im gonna shit on your chest" MAnchester!!!!. Person must shit on their chest or they get slapped.

by 98taa98 March 9, 2017

goo manchu

after you splooge, you draw a fu manchu on your girl's face using your man goo

you should wipe that goo manchu off your face before your mom sees it, damn take some pride in your appearance bitch.

last night my girlfriend was complaining about my facial hair so i dropped my drawers and sprayed her a goo manchu.

by stefan clarksmire June 1, 2004

Dirty Manchez

An action of a dirty sanchez performed by 2 men (see Dirty Sanchez)

"That guy was a total bitch so my friend and i gave him a dirty Manchez."

by Mike Oxlong June 19, 2004

Manchester United

Manchester United is a football club based in Manchester. It was once a great club but now it is a piece of shite. Every South American that comes here becomes a huge flop (Di Maria, Falcao, Sanchez). It is now a club that fights for mid table spots and 6th place as Ole is not fixing anything

Did you see the match yesterday?
Yeah, Manchester United were so shite.
I know RIIIIGHT!! Can't even beat West Ham and Crystal Palace!

by the f.a September 23, 2019

manchovy

A hirsute man

John: Dude, your friends pool party is a bit of a sausage fest.

Timmy: Sorry, I had no idea there would be such a dearth of womenfolk.

John: Look at that manchovy over there, do you think that is ALL his own hair?

Timmy: Maybe it is, or maybe it's a gorilla riding him like a pool pony........who knows

by Stuart Pinkus August 16, 2010