Also known as "titty cheese" or by its medical designation, "mammarial smegma", nipple boogers can originate from a variety of things, such as:
- dead skin clumped up on an unwashed areola
- curdled breast milk
- a crusty puss flake dislodged from an infected nipple piercing
Generally, nipple boogers are discovered when sucking on a big 'ol succulent titty.
- dead skin clumped up on an unwashed areola
- curdled breast milk
- a crusty puss flake dislodged from an infected nipple piercing
Generally, nipple boogers are discovered when sucking on a big 'ol succulent titty.
"I was lickin my girl's nipple and a nipple booger flew into my mouth. I thought it was lint at first, but it was crunchy on the outside, and juicy in the middle. I immediately threw up."
by Shenaniganz13 December 20, 2021
by Shenaniganz13 August 04, 2016
When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.
Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"
John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 08, 2023
A dramatic little bitch. They tend to overreact at the littlest of things, all for the sake of putting on a show.
Also tend to make a spectacle of gobbling man meat.
Also tend to make a spectacle of gobbling man meat.
Jon: Hey, whats Will bitching about now?
Nick: He spilled water on his shirt.
Jon: So he's crying about it and putting on a "woe is me" piss party?
Nick: He's a little thespian cocksucker.
Nick: He spilled water on his shirt.
Jon: So he's crying about it and putting on a "woe is me" piss party?
Nick: He's a little thespian cocksucker.
by Shenaniganz13 August 05, 2021
"Really? Youre freaking out because a fly landed on your shoulder?"
"But it startled me!"
"Oh don't be such a Chuckie!"
"But it startled me!"
"Oh don't be such a Chuckie!"
by Shenaniganz13 January 15, 2024
"Hey Mike, I heard you were in on a dirty manchester."
"Yeah, I was the guy getting shit on. It was fucked up."
"Yeah, I was the guy getting shit on. It was fucked up."
by Shenaniganz13 October 07, 2015
"I just got a Brown Brimley. It was really weird at first, but I got used to the mustache tickling my balloon knot."
by Shenaniganz13 September 21, 2016