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Definitions by Shenaniganz13

Stinky Steeper

When you jam your thumb up your butt and leave it in there throughout the day for no good reason. This is just a funny way to say you stand around with your thumb up your ass.
I did nothing at work, other than giving myself the Stinky Steeper.
Stinky Steeper by Shenaniganz13 October 22, 2025
A pathetic baby that is afraid of everything. Even the littlest thing can put them on edge.
"Really? Youre freaking out because a fly landed on your shoulder?"

"But it startled me!"

"Oh don't be such a Chuckie!"
Chuckie by Shenaniganz13 January 15, 2024

Executive Tongue-punch 

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."

Debaucherous Fuck-nut

(adjective): one who engages in the excessive indulgence of immoral pleasures, specifially those sexual in nature. The individual cannot control their urges, delving into a fit of insane depravity where every conceivable orifice is ripe for fornication.
"I'm never going camping with your friends again! You're all a bunch of debaucherous fuck-nuts!"

"What are you talking about?"

"Don't act like you all weren't doing body shots off each other before running into the woods to play 'Who's in my asshole'!"

Nipple Booger 

Also known as "titty cheese" or by its medical designation, "mammarial smegma", nipple boogers can originate from a variety of things, such as:
- dead skin clumped up on an unwashed areola
- curdled breast milk
- a crusty puss flake dislodged from an infected nipple piercing

Generally, nipple boogers are discovered when sucking on a big 'ol succulent titty.
"I was lickin my girl's nipple and a nipple booger flew into my mouth. I thought it was lint at first, but it was crunchy on the outside, and juicy in the middle. I immediately threw up."
Nipple Booger by Shenaniganz13 December 20, 2021

Thespian Cocksucker 

A dramatic little bitch. They tend to overreact at the littlest of things, all for the sake of putting on a show.

Also tend to make a spectacle of gobbling man meat.
Jon: Hey, whats Will bitching about now?
Nick: He spilled water on his shirt.
Jon: So he's crying about it and putting on a "woe is me" piss party?
Nick: He's a little thespian cocksucker.

Brown Brimley

When a mustached man motorboats your ass cheeks while saying "BRRRIIIMMMLEEYYY!"
"I just got a Brown Brimley. It was really weird at first, but I got used to the mustache tickling my balloon knot."
Brown Brimley by Shenaniganz13 September 21, 2016