A person who is from Malta. A dirty maltese often feels overshadowed by their northern neighbours, Italians. Often mistaken for an Italian, a dirty maltese will emphatically deny being Italian and will loudly proclaim his true nationality saying "I am from Malta!". This is often followed by others in the immediate area quitely whispering "what's a malta?".
A dirty maltese is, by definition, a hairy bastard. So hairy in fact that a dirty maltese must regularly trim his entire body. If you share a residence with a dirty maltese it is often advised to cover any personal effects you keep in the washroom area as the trimming process can be quite messy and you may find an unpleasant surprise on your tooth brush when you wake up.
Popular pick up techniques of a dirty maltese often include incoherant babbling which is often followed by the spilling of one's drink on the intended conquest.
A dirty maltese is, by definition, a hairy bastard. So hairy in fact that a dirty maltese must regularly trim his entire body. If you share a residence with a dirty maltese it is often advised to cover any personal effects you keep in the washroom area as the trimming process can be quite messy and you may find an unpleasant surprise on your tooth brush when you wake up.
Popular pick up techniques of a dirty maltese often include incoherant babbling which is often followed by the spilling of one's drink on the intended conquest.
The dirty maltese shook hands with 3 of his friends promising to fully fund their trip to the world cup of soccer should Malta ever qualify. Knowing that because Malta would never qualify (in a million years), he would not have to follow through on the empty gesture.
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Get the Dirty Maltese mug.A type of very large, upholstered rat which makes a constant yapping noise which is only slightly less annoying than the sound of fingernails on a blackboard. If you live adjacent to an apartment which contains one, you will, unfortunately, be quickly driven insane by the incessant racket which it produces if you cannot find a way to dispatch it. Most people regard the Maltese Terrier as nothing more than a noxious varmint with no real use; however, this is not actually true as the Maltese terrier is quite useful as live bait when alligator hunting and can also yield high-quality shark chum when butchered and mechanically separated.
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noun; she is a genetic terror and monstrosity, created by an experiment to test the effects of humans getting high on helium. She terrorises every school she visits, but occasionally(on very rare incidents) has been shown to interact with people with some sembance of normal human behaviour and can be, how should i put this.....nice. by random person who she herself does not know or care for
noun; she is amazing. she loves herself and loves her wife even more. she is also a furry. and ehem if she were an animal she would be...a dumb bunny and shes waiting for her sly fox uwuby herself
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random person: oh ok cool
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