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mall-haul

Lavish or massive amount of items purchased at a shopping center or mall and returned home. Popular term among tween or teen girls who report all the items they purchased or purchased for them to their friends.
My 11 year old daughter posted a video on You Tube telling all her friends about her mall-haul.
by yes juanito yes February 14, 2012
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pall mall

The cigarette old men smoke when they have grown weary of this hackneyed life that has forgotten all about them for a world of neon lights and plastic imports.
Lighting a match and applying it to the end of the Pall Mall cigarette, Charles remembered smoking these during the war: unfiltered, just as he inhaled them now, eyes focused squarely on the past.
"Take me now, God," he implored to the heavens.
"Not happening," said God.
by Josef with an F November 2, 2007
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mall caddy

A male who assumes the role of a devoted carrier of a woman's purse and/or shopping bag. They are usually seen in malls and highly resemble golf bag carriers, hence the name: Mall Caddy. Like their golf counterpart, the Mall caddy offers advice when called upon. However, their advocation pertains to outfits, gift recomendaions, and price restrictions. These males play the beta role of any relationship and is also knowned to be pussy whooped.
"Hey i ran into Mike and his girlfriend at the Macy's....yep he's an honest Mall Caddy."
by Dean Carlos November 10, 2007
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mallbilly

Noun.

Origin: from the word Hillbilly

Name for person or persons who spend all their time at the mall such as
1. teenagers
2. emos
3. goths
4. the walking elderly
Tina: " dad, can you give me a ride to the mall "
Father: " no, you spend to much time there your like some sortof damn mallbilly "

or

Jim: " look at all those Emo's infront of Spencer's, theyve been there all week long! "
Eric: " yea, theyre mallbillies! "
by Jimmycrackscorn2 January 23, 2008
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Mall Eye

An irritation of the cornea that results from exposure to the overworked air conditioning units, heaters and/or bright pharmacy-like lighting found in large shopping malls. Typically experienced by the male species when dragged to the shopping mall by their female counterparts during sales, clearances and/or any day ending with 'day'.
"Yo, did you see that sale on V-Necks?"
"Naw guy I have the WORST mall eye!"
by Macsbandit December 2, 2009
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Mall Douche

Young Males that hang around the malls with razored spike haircuts normally with dye stripes.
Always has at least 1 or 2 flake plastic earings and or ipod white earphones that arent attached to anything.
They are normally skinny pacific islanders and dress like its 1989 and hanging out or stalking 13 year old girls.
Mall Douche
Scum
Bad fashion
Rap videos
by Moneyshot NZ December 13, 2009
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Grand Mall Seizur

Grand Mall Seizure
noun
1 a sudden attack of ones wrist causing exuberant amounts of credit card transactions at the mall.
Honey? Please don"t be upset our credit cards are maxed. I had another "Grand Mall Seizur".
by Taykit June 21, 2019
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