malding

Someone that is getting so mad, that he starts balding.

holy shit, xQc is malding over Overwatch rn

by DoggyKing November 21, 2020

maudite

An amazing beer designed to destroy the weak, sending them straight to hell. It's also got a pretty high alcohol content.

Fuck to many maudite, I'm dying here.

by Aindriahhn February 3, 2010

Manditory Sex Parties

A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

Then the raping would commence.

"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.

by CumBucket69HellWhore July 11, 2010

Maldish

Important to San Diego Speech and Debate History
1.)Someone coveted by creepy debate kids of all shapes and sizes. Reasons for the stalking unknown. Possibilities include: Attractiveness, skill at debate (demonstrates dominance idk some guys are into that), and the ease of stalkage (easily googled). Usually stalked through Google or visual observation.

"Why is that girl being followed by multiple chipmunks?"
"Oh she's Maldish"

Creepy Debate Kid 1: "Did you see that maldish girl's new profile picture on facebook?"
Creepy Debate Kid 2: "No I had to write congress speeches so I only had time to scope out her name on Google."

by Creepy Debate Kid April 19, 2009

Puta Maldita

Puta Maldita: a naughty girl. A girl who exhibits poor moral fiber and rejects ideas of restraint when it comes to anonymous sex and acting responsible. Alternatively, a Puta Maldita is a girl who can do what needs to be done when sexual energy can no longer be contained. Puta Malditas are also rumored to have fanged vaginas that can give painful circumcisions to unwary males.

Inez is a puta maldita. She went through every man at the gathering last night, paying no attention to blatant pornographic views provided by her activities being conducted on top of a glass ceiling. However, there was a subtle note of approval from the conservative Jewish faction known to support fringe anarchist artists.

by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016

Maldives

some island country with nice beaches and a gang and drug problem that's not seen by tourists.

John:Did you know my country is pulling a maldives?
Jack:No i didnt.

by kazuwan May 5, 2021

Stop Malding

People would say it's "mad" and "balding"; mad and getting bald because your always mad. But it's more to being a piss baby. So the general definition is being a piss baby. Stop malding = Stop being a piss baby.

*You and someone just finished a fight in discord (chatting app) and you've realized that you're the one who's wrong, so you decide to leave (because embarrassed)*

The person who you fought: Lol, stop malding.

by 296112 April 13, 2021