Magnum Oopus

A person's biggest screwup.

Knocking down all the shelving in the parts department was my Magnum Oopus. What a mess.

by Hmd107 December 21, 2020

Magnum Boy

A person who drinks magnums regularly whilst attending private school, unable to get hired by fast food chains such as Taco Bell and is sh!t at finding mums Facebooks

Lewis is such a magnum boy, cant even get a job at Taco Bell lmao

by Shotta123 May 15, 2021

jerry magnuson

The inventor of the Posi-Pour. It is commonly found on the tops of liquor bottles in bars and restarunts. The Posi-Pour is a liquor controll method that pours exactly one shot.

Jerry Magnuson invented the Posi-Pour and made a lot of money.

by Jmagnus July 30, 2008

totally magnum

something that is awesome or amazing at the largest level possible

dude, i just won $100,000 on a scratch ticket!

that's totally magnum bro!

by xtomedgex July 11, 2010

Thomas Magnum

When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.

Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.

by MochaDiet August 3, 2012

Jhett Magnum

One of the main supporting characters from the show "Adventures of Officer BukkNasty and Flaccid Mandingo". Jhett Magnum is a Cyborg detective from the year 2043.

He the ability to:
1. Turn into an actual Jet or any part of his body.
2. Solve crimes by licking where it happened.
3. Combine Martial Arts w/ .44 Magnum.
4. Transform into "Jet Maximus"

"Jhett Magnum!? More like Jhett Darsh!"

by Jhett Magnum March 9, 2015

ole magnus

bigg pp and wery small head. popular as a decoy in the hipanic mafia in loss angeles. Ole in Ole Magnus means klisette/ sticky. Magnus in Ole Magnus means Skillsmismme/divorce

did u Ole Magnus in that manns ass?
how is to do ole magnus autist sound

by Anus åpneren September 23, 2020