maffoo

An etremely banterous and sexual specimen who specialises in not only getting pussay 24/7, but assisting goals.

Peasant 1: Wow, look at these passes! I wish I could assist like him, the sexy brick shithouse of a hero.
Peasant 2: Maffoo with the assist.

by Maffoo with the asisst May 4, 2015

Maffoof

Someone completely amazing, perfect and who you can totally trust, and who makes you really happy all the time. Somebody who cares about you and who you would do anything for. Someone you love.

Person1: Wow! You two are so perfect for each other...
Person2: Yeah... he's my Maffoof.
=)

Randomer1: *points* Look! Those stars are so nice.
Randomer2: Yeah, me and my Maffoof were looking at them last night.
Randomer1: Awwww. Bless!

by PrincessPickle December 10, 2008

Maffrew

When kids in your school try to act Asian and they will say Maffrew instead of Matthew.

"Harro, Maffrew."

by MB1814 December 28, 2011

maffius affius

Big fat monkey

Whoa it's so chonky!
Is this a maffius affius?
Yes it is!

by wysbd May 2, 2022

Leg Muffs

When an individual is giving oral sex to a female (giver) and the receiver then tightly squeezes the givers head with her thighs. Thus, blocking the givers hearing as if they have "leg muffs" on.

Receiver : Wanna put the leg muffs on?

Five mins later.."OMG YES!! MORE MORE MORE"
Giver: (Hears nothing but muscles tensing in the legs)

by Head Doctor February 5, 2014

Mafusey

a variation of MEH, meaning indifferent, not fussed etc.

Person 1:"do you want pizza later?"
Person 2:"Mafusey"

Person 1:"coke or lemonade?"
Person 2:"Mafusey"

by RayRay_10 March 12, 2010

MafScape

A majestic as fuck landscape. Used to describe seeing a landscape that blows you away with how beautiful/majestic it is.

Majestic as fuck (maf) landscape (scape).

Person 1: hey have you been to Yosemite in California?

Person 2: no, should I check it out?

Person 1: absolutely, it has some intense mafscapes that will blow your mind.

by dangerfly November 13, 2018