Joshua Lee Mackenstadt

The blackest blackie ever known to man.

That n****a Joshua Lee Mackenstadt is so black you cant see him at night.

by Nemos Mom December 22, 2022

Mackerel

Some one who uses apple/ mac technology ( i-phone, mac book etc.)

'Sam is a mackerel, I'm a PC'

by Alice J May 21, 2010

macker

A term the aussies use when it comes to large, giant, massive, waves.

oi mate here comes a macker!

by gkh December 28, 2005

mackerel waft

The odor radiated from a woman's lady parts that resembles that of a mackerel fish. Mackerel waft often occurs due to lack of cleaning and maintenance of the lady parts.

I took that girl's panties off and her mackerel waft was so strong it nearly made me almost pass out.

by GannonPenthouse June 1, 2011

Mackerbate

To jizz on a girls gee without them knowing causing them severe embarrassment later on.

Mackerbate is to masturbate and jizz on your partner's gee while they are sleeping, after which you go to the local shop. Then when you come back with the breakfast and your partner wakes up, they're morto because they think that they're after having a dirty wet dream!

by Someone else you don't know November 12, 2011

mackerel hammock

Other wise known as a women’s fanny or a hairy muff.

Jesus Christ the smell off your ones mackerel hammock would knock out Mike Tyson

by Hbobcat December 7, 2020

grabbing markers

to grope someones intimate areas- acceptable for males or females.

Billy tried to get to second base with Sherry. She then yelled, "stop grabbing markers!"

by wilfs January 13, 2008