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Don't listen to that fag Hakko, everyone knows that Macho Fox is the most perverted macho animal.
Macho fox is twisted in the head,
He keeps the bones of his victims under his bed,
If you ever cross paths you'll end up dead,
He keeps dismembered corpses in his shed,
If you look in his basement it gets even worse,
The things down there are really perverse,
He keeps a gimp called Syvoran locked in a box,
He uses him to guard prisoners when he's raping jocks,
He loves nothing more than to torture poor kids,
They beg for mercy but that he forbids,
He holds them down and pisses on their faces,
Then cuts up their bodies and stuffs them in briefcases,
He never fears capture or arrest,
He only lives to rape and molest,
He laughs at other macho animals and their tiny cocks,
And says "no-one is more perverted and sick than Macho Fox!"
by LoboParamilitary April 18, 2004
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Macho Mouth

To keep attacking with words too a "some-one” in an inappropriate manner until that “one” gets irritated enough to get Macho with you.

Manipulating ones disposition from one brief moment to the next in a short period of time.

-To goad one into a mode of anger and aggression.
-To get underneath ones skin to attain a sense of control.
Cool and collective Tom was playing pool with Dumb-ass Dick and Dumb-ass Dick started too rudely and obnoxiously criticize Tom’s game during his shooting.

To get Macho’ed the reaction would be.

To be in a calm and cool manner in one moment and then suddenly manipulated too an agitated and hot-tempered manner after being attacked by a Macho Mouth.
by William Fuentes July 25, 2008
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el macho grande ding-dong

1.) a Mexican male whore with huge, huge, huge, penis
2.) someone with a huge, huge, huge, penis
wow that guys got an el macho grande ding-dong
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MACHOSLAV

Alpha Male amongst the Slavic race. All genetic traces have linked back to Polish ancestry. Diligent searches in Russia have turned up no Machoslavs. Very defined masculinity and a large muscle mass that stands above all others in any crowd. A large brain mass equates with upper level logic rarely matched and never surpassed.
Machoslavs are widely sought after by sharp looking ladies. Victory is the only option for a Machoslav. Machoslavs are looked at with envy and sometimes hatred by Lesser Slavs and others who don't measure up.
by Michael Slavonski September 9, 2008
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Macho Salad

-Destroying something completely in an unnecessary fashion, simply to prove that you are "macho"

Or

-To destroy something out of frustration, or to prove a point.

Or
-As a replacement for saying you want to wreck somebody/something

Origin: A clip from a Swedish Movie, shown on Youtube.
-Dude, this homework is driving me crazy, I want to turn it into a macho salad #@$@!

-Macho man: You think I'm weak? okay..okay...*Punches a huge dent in my own car*, yea there.

Other guy: You're an idiot, you just turned your door into a macho salad.

-I'm going to turn that guy into a macho salad.
by Rugaru August 20, 2010
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machode

fuck ur mother
ma mean mother
chode means sex
by punjabibytch September 17, 2003
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