shit-moustache

inserting one's finger deep into their anus, then proceeding to wipe it on an unsuspecting victims top lip.

whilst fingering his ringer, colin knew that it was time to get his aunty with the 'shit-moustache'

the filth monger got me with the shit-moustache

by brewlio May 11, 2007

Cinco de Moustache

A day when men are men, and celebrate the glory that is the moustache.

Last year I grew a killer Tom Selleck for Cinco de Moustache. This year, I'm thinking more of a Burt Reynolds.

by FreshBooks March 13, 2008

community moustache ride

multiple riders on a single handlebar moustache

Did you bring your pass!? The moustache leaves in five minutes via Burt Reynold's community moustache ride.

by C. Sampson March 16, 2009

soup strainer moustache

A moustache that entrely covers the mouth, giving the impression that it acts as a strainer when drinking or eating soup.

Anthony grew a soup strainer moustache, but shaved it when it started to get in the way of his food.

by gramaticon July 21, 2008

barcode moustache

When a man attempts to grow a moustache but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it looks like a barcode

Is that a crisp packet stuck to your lip or did you mean to grow a barcode moustache?

by DipDive July 15, 2016

toothbrush moustache

The toothbrush moustache is a moustache in the shape of a small rectangle under the nose. It likely got it's name from the bristles of a toothbrush due to their similar looks.
The toothbrush moustache was popular in Germany. The moustache is also popular with comedians because it looks funny.

It is sometimes known as the Charlie Chaplin.

The toothbrush moustache is notably worn by two famous comedians such as Charlie Chaplin, Richard Herring, and Meas Samon.

The toothbrush moustache is often worn by comedians because it looks funny.

by PentaSquares December 7, 2020

Grandma's moustache

The act of pulling down your pants and underwear to expose roughly the top inch of your pubic hair.

Pull your pants up, dude! I can see your grandma's moustache!

by monkeybrainss December 16, 2009