Moof

the little spot above the anus below the end of the backbone.

"He shot his load on her moof"

by smizzle fo shizzle July 24, 2003

Moof

To be plagued by a mythical creature called a Moofie Monster which causes modem and other network problems. Thus causing you to disconnect leaving the other people utterly confused and/or disoriented.

The Moofie Monster got you!

by Medallion123 February 10, 2010

Moof

Farting, sneezing, burping, pooping nutting and pissing all at once with eyes open.

He had a moof and was knocked unconscious.

by Fizzle butter December 16, 2011

Moofed

SWAGG, Swavey

When i buy an exclusive outfit im considered moofed. swagg

by jude telfort July 27, 2011

moof

the noise you make after secks

<phyrearms> moof that was fun

by warpedminds January 19, 2003

Moofed

When a girl promises/offers a guy sexual favors over the internet, usually via AIM or another instant messenger, but never makes good on it.

Guy 1: "Why the long face?"
Guy 2: "Shannon never came through..."
Guy 1: "Oh dude, you got moofed"

by MrTryker July 15, 2010

moof

refering to your or someone elses cock and balls.

"go suck a moof"

by timalory November 16, 2006