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Mary is typically a girl that strives to be ontop but is happier to be in the middle. You cannot be around her without knowing what's around the corner. Always an adventure. Very laid back-classy, would drink beer out of a wine glass kind of girl! She holds to memories and treasures all of her friends. Her significant other may wear the pants but she picked them out for him! Intelligent, ambitous, courageous, seductive, wild, beautiful all the way around, and anything but boring!

Loves to buy useless toys, anything on sale, and stuff for every one else but herself.
Loves going to the movies!
Screams a one of a kind scream when someone is making out!
When pulled over, she makes out with cops.
Mary- "I picked you up something from Hobby Lobby, Its nothing big but totally you! It was on sale."
Mary when someone is kissing- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Mary by ChelConn January 8, 2010
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looks honest and sincere, but really is crazy and outgoing.
random guy: dude, mary is such a kiss up, she gave the teacher an apple

random guy number 2: yeah but you should have seen her stripping at my party last night.
Mary by spongefreak May 1, 2009
Probably the cleverest and most influential of all ancient Judean women.
Joseph: You're WHAT?!? Aw, shit, your old man is gonna kill me.

Mary: Don't worry, I thought up a great story.
mary by Johnny Iron December 14, 2008
Mary is a special angel and she's got a heart bigger than the entire galaxy for some people, not all people.

Mary is a loving friend, a loving wife and a loving mother who takes pride in her family and her home! She keeps her home well and organized and her grown children love helping her!

Mary will help her friends as much as she can because her big heart will let her do no less!

Mary loves her pit bulls, cats and chihuahuas that are housebound and they are her and her husband's joy!

Some like to take Mary's kindness for weakness but she is anything but weak! She's one strong lady that is no longer naive when it comes to people bc she's been hurt to much in the past, unfortunately!

If you have an angel Mary as your friend, mother or partner KEEP HER bc she is definitely a WINNER!
"My bestest friend, Mary, is the most wonderful friend in the whole world!"
Mary by cheLLe1963 May 6, 2021
Mary is commonly thought of the good girl: Virgin Mary. However Mary is really the super bad girl who never gets caught, but everyone knows it. She is super sexy, amazing, and the best girl a guy could ever hope for. Typically AMAZING in bed.
Dude, why are you in such a good mood?

Mary was over lastnight...
Ohhhh haha SCORE.
Mary by yeahmann23456789 December 5, 2010
An Angel of hope and salvation that lights up the world of all that know her.
The moment Mary said she loved me, I was happy beyond belief.
Mary by GTDEX2k8ee December 28, 2008