marlboro red

G: "hey let me get a pack of marlboro reds"
Clerk: "datz dat real cowboy shit!"
G: "hell yee dawg."
by Carl Johnson Ryder February 27, 2009
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marlboro, nj

Okay, I'm pretty sure none of you guys with the other definitions live in marlboro, nj. I actually live here and some of the shit you guys say isn't true. Number one, we are all not addicted to blues and do drugs. You can find a group of kids that may smoke weed, but not that much. Also, we don't live off of designer clothing. We all wear normal clothes and you don't get judged for what you wear or what car you drive. Also, not that many people are fake. You may find a couple of people who are fake, but you can get good friends here. Yeah there is a good amount of people who are fake, but you can find good friends around here. Last, the town isn't really bad. It is just kind of boring and nowhere to really hang out, besides wawa, freehold raceway mall, the many dunkin donuts around town, and the rec center. Also, you can't really walk around here. But overall it's not such a bad town.
Man #1: Hey I wanna move to a good town with a good school system in NJ, where should I go?

Man #2: Marlboro, NJ. It has a really good school system and it is a safe town.
by smdhh997 November 26, 2011
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Upper Marlboro

Place- consisting of windy back roads, multiple sets of railroad tracks, deer, Mattaponi, Melwood, James Madison, Frederick Douglass Highschool and Croom Vocational, Ledo Pizza in town, the courthouse (old and burnt down) the new courthouse, The BUS - county transit, Town Cops- especially Perry, $400,000 homes, expensive cars, 301, Croom Road, acres of farm land, farm animals, new housing developments, Marlton, The Villages, The Greens, The Marlboro Golf Course, The Marlton Pool, The Brandywine Pool, The Gazebo (which got redone), the Arby's which used to be a Roy Rogers and before that a Hardees, Wyville's Tavern, Top of the Hill, Al's, Tobacco Warehouses, Equestrian Center, Bob Hall Distributing (Budweiser), PGFD (engine 20 and 45), Main St.
Upper Marlboro was a memorable place to live.
by sarahluvsya October 26, 2005
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Marlboro Reds

Lung blackening, like smoking a chimney ciggarettes. Generally smoked by Fat old men seeper twit.
A. Set me a Brown.
B. Ok here you go (Hand a cigarette)
A. Ahhhh, Na man not Marlboro Reds They make your heart blead for 30 mins.
B. (Takes Ciagrette Back)
by random unit May 28, 2004
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marlboro lights

cigarettes for pussies. not even worth smoking, really.
stupid prep bitch: "i like marlboro lights because im too scared of cancer to smoke anything else."
by stoner_in_kc March 27, 2007
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Marlboro Reds

Made up of the tobacco scraped up off the floor at the Marlboro factory
Cheap labor is too expensive to waste, so we wrapped up what we saved and named them proudly Marlboro Reds
by Baphomet666 June 22, 2006
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Marlboro Magician

After a man and his wife has 2 children and he leaves to go get cigarettes but never returns until 6 years later, married to his ex wifes sister and kidnaps their 2 children and then repeats the process a 2nd time.
My Dad was so amazing that he was able to pull a Marlboro Magician on my mom and my aunt.
by Tac0Slay3r November 03, 2020
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