M.I.L.C.

Mother I'd Like to Cuddle; because sometimes M.I.L.F. is a bit too strong, or will get you a punch in the face from your friend whose mom you're referring to.

"John's mom is a...not a M.I.L.F...."
"A M.I.L.C., mother I'd like to cuddle."
"Yeah, that's good."

by B.P.J. December 1, 2006

M.I.A

also known as “missing in action.” this would be when men find out they got a girl pregnant and they dip ✌🏽

“ever since jimmy got me pregnant he’s gone M.I.A”

by krazykkkate March 5, 2018

M.I.S.H.A.P.

Maybe If She Had A Penis; viral video featuring the Numa Numa Guy. Shows girls what life would be like if they had to deal with a swinging member all day long. They'd most certainly appreciate the hardships men have to endure... especially when it comes to receiving quality oral sex.

M.I.S.H.A.P... she would know what to do with mine.

by shardyblue May 13, 2010

M.I.L.P.

A mother that is really mean and/or annoying, rude, obnoxious that needs to be punched in the face or any other body part.

"Oh my god. My mom is so unfair!"
"Dude, she's definitely a M.I.L.P."

by Bwilks July 29, 2009

M.I.R

Make it rain

Person 1: Mir
Person 2: what ???
Person 1: Make It Rain
Person 1: M.I.R
Person 2: oohhhh

by :):Yooooo.. July 7, 2016

M.I.L.K.

Mother I'd Like to Kiss. It signifies a less vulgar attraction to a mother, still preferably not your own. Perhaps a friend's mother that is more sweet and cuddly than yours and maybe she offers some milk and cookies when you come over.

Yaw, yo mama is a M.I.L.K. to the max. WHOO LAWDY! WHIP OUT DEM COOKIES!!

by jew dash lee muda fukka November 24, 2007

m i rite

Short for "am i right?" Mainly used as a joke, but for some odd reason, some 12 year old morons use it on a daily basis. Very moronic, however good to use in certain situations

12 year old saying it:
we all know im the smartest m i rite?

joke saying it:
LOL SHES HOT M I RITE?

by Kenzaki December 28, 2005