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washing lures

A fishing term to indicate zero success - meaning no fish are biting the lures, so one is just out there dragging lures through the water to wash them off. The term can be applied to other areas of life.
Chuck: "Hey Mike, how were your proposals to change those operational procedures in the distribution center received?
Mike: No one responded at all, so I guess I was just washing lures..."
by clemence55 June 28, 2009
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Jeep loredo

ONLY CHRIS PERRO WOULD DRIVE THIS FUCKING PIECE OF POND SCUM. ITS DIRTY, SMELLY, COOKY, AND SPOOKY
by GIUSEPPENIS January 30, 2017
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gravity's lure

En español

-Atracción de la gravedad

in English

-attraction of gravity
-gravitational attraction
En español

-Al flotar por encima de la atracción de la gravedad

in English

Hovering above gravity's lure
by Séneca July 19, 2014
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Laredo

Laredo is quite boring. There's hardly anything to do besides the mall where the idiot teenagers wander around, being loud, and yelling at each other. Don't get me wrong, not everyone is stupid here, I have some of the smartest friends. And, believe me, they're difficult to find.

As for language, it's Spanglish and a lot of Spanish slang. Hardly anyone here speaks fluent Spanish. Trust me, most people here speak so stupidly it's just ridiculous.
But, hey, at least some people are fluent in English.

As for weather, it's really hot during the summer, temperatures even reach up to 110s. During the winter it's usually 50s and maybe even 30s sometimes. And, the chance of it snowing is rare, every thirty years rare.

It's also growing very fast; I see a new neighborhood being made every now and then.

People here make a birthday party every year for their child, what an excellent way to not spoil them!

And, Laredo is quite peaceful, it's NUEVO Laredo that's fucked up right now.

This place is also ghetto as hell where people listen to stupid music that makes no sense, such as Reggaeton.
Laredo is hot, not so smart, but not so dumb, peaceful, boring, and the Language is very unique. Just make sure you have an a/c.
by Forgeltz December 4, 2010
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Laredo

God forsaken border town in S. Texas. Where progress goes to die... A city full of illiterates, that are happy to be stupid and who are not trying to get smarter. Few people speak English, including the idiots born in the U.S and who graduated from U.S schools..(Just try ordering breakfast in English). A rancid, hot garbage smell envelopes the entire town. There's no racism.. (if you are Mexican. If you are white, it's like being a black man in Selma during the marches) The only thing good about Laredo is when you leave...
Q: Excuse me sir, what is that horrible smell?

A: (Laughing) Ehhhh that's the smell of Laredo Weyyyyyyyyyy!
by Paper_Chaser June 10, 2010
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luedde

The act of applying a thin layer of shit to a bald man's head, letting it dry, and removing it like car wax with the bald man's soiled underwear.
When walking into the barbershop I asked for the luedde.
by jengajoe November 19, 2010
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Lubed

"Bro, I'm so lubed right now."
"I was so lubed at that party last night."
by youdonotneedtoknowme February 23, 2009
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