Light-Speed On My Dick

When you masturbate while on shrooms, and your hand moves to fast, causing you to see thousands of hands simultaneously jacking you off.

James: Oh man! I was jacking off on shrooms! and I looked at my dick! and it was... it was...

Farva: Light-speed on your dick?

James: Light-Speed On My Dick.

by Iamfarva April 25, 2010

2 lighter system

When you are forced to use an empty lighter to light a broken lighter that has fuel.

You got a light i could borrow?
No man, i got the 2 lighter system right now

by naggerh8er November 4, 2007

arc light

A term for the close air support operations provided by Strategic Air Command B-52s based in Guam during the Vietnam War. The name comes from the codename for the mission, Operation Arc Light.

Arc Light, one minute out, sit tight.

by freyyr December 28, 2010

Street light

The thing that tells kids when it is time to go inside the house

You can go outside as long as you are back in the house by the time the street lights come on.

by ResponsibleDrinker31 October 13, 2017

tail-light warranty

Construction work, or an installation, of questional means and/or methods that is warranted for as long as the contractor's or subcontractor's tail-lights on his departing work truck are still visible.

This alternate routing option was, sadly, my idea and will likely come with only a tail-light warranty.

by johnny speedpork December 14, 2010

silent laughter

When something is so funny, or you are in a state of such slap happiness, that regular laughter transforms into an almost silent and uncontrollable activity. Usually accompanied by tears, silent laughter is most likely the best kind of laughter. You have to make a conscious effort to remember to breathe as your lungs lose air fast in the process of silent laughing. Your ribs start to ache and you begin to wonder if you'll be physically able to take a deep breath before resorting to more silent laughter. Friends and family may laugh at you in this state, or they may be joining in right next to you. Concerned strangers will stare at you and seriously consider finding you help, or they may just hide you from their children.

After I mentioned an inside joke, I looked over to my friend who was doubled over with silent laughter.

by Blueshue July 12, 2014

Corona Light

A name for halfbreeds for being Mexican and White.

You're a Corona Light person

by Kilo Alpha Zulu July 27, 2018