Longabear

A television show that was initially scripted as a parody of Winnie the Pooh. Unlike that series, however, Longabear is not animated. The central character, Tuey Longa, is a timid nebbish of a bear who depends largely on his closest friend, Tiger Panther, for guidance. Tiger's relationship with Tuey, however, is largely predatory, as he frequently subjects Tuey to forcible anal sex. Tuey's exact feelings on the subject are unclear, for while he does complain about Tiger's actions, he nevertheless maintains a close friendship with him, perhaps implying a certain degree of complicity. Tiger, who is domineering and speaks in ebonics, is a foil to Tuey, who is cautious and soft-spoken.

At some point it was decided that the series would not take the form of a parody of the popular children's show, and so the two main characters, a bear and his best friend who is a tiger, are the only remnant of that original intent. All other characters except Tuey's arch-rival Muy Wronga (a play on words combining the Spanish word, "muy," meaning "very," and, "wronga," an apparently Latinized form of the word, "wrong") are portrayed by the same actor, and it is unclear whether this is supposed to simply be one character who frequently changes occupations.

I watched Longabear last night for the first time. It was pretty fucked up. Honestly I only watched out of morbid curiosity.

by Tuey Longa August 6, 2009

Logan Paul is cancerous

Just go to the Logan Paul Wikipedia page if you want real information. I just wanted a mug that said Logan Paul is cancerous.

I just wanted a mug that said Logan Paul is cancerous.

by LeoDefines November 9, 2017

logan rackley sandwich

a sandwich that you can get at a deli in birmingham alabama that consist of chees tuna beef and sausage, comonly eatin by red-heads with glasses,and often served to soldiers in the military

hey man lets go to alabama and get a famous logan rackley sandwich.

by yourbrotherchase1989 January 15, 2010

longaevi

Another term for faeries or longlivers. The third rational species distinct from angels and men, sometimes said to be demoted angels as they would not fight during the great war between Lucifer and God.

The ideas of their being are discussed by both C.S.Lewis and J.R.R.Tolkien.

Longaevi are those such as fairies, nymphs, gnomes, satyrs and other such creatures.

by longaevi December 31, 2011

LogansArmyofChampions

LAC aka Logan’s Army of Champions aka The Modern day Spartans. However this army is much stronger and more fierce then even the Spartans. The people in this army have reached the peak of there physical condition. These few people and General Logan make up Logan’s Army of Champions.

Are you in Logan’s Army of Champions because you seem to be very fit and physically awesome. If you are in LogansArmyofChampions it means you are physically awesome.

by LogansArmyofChampions September 1, 2018

Longintated

To extend something greater than it should be, most likely in an unnatural way.

Hey Mark? Why is that image longintated?

by Baka The Idiot April 28, 2020

The Logan Paul and Jake Paul Effect

The way that the Logan Paul and Jake Paul effect works is how a guy creates something and then another person starts to judge about the thing that the guy made, and then the guy starts to judge about his creativity and it continues with an apology between the guy or the person. This effect is also called "The LPJP Effect". This Effect can occur at rare chances where you're arguing with somebody.

The way that the Logan Paul and Jake Paul effect works is how a guy creates something and then another person starts to judge about the thing that the guy made, and then the guy starts to judge about his creativity and it continues with an apology between the guy or the person.

by doodmcdoodface July 3, 2017