Lottery Cheese

The Small Grey Things That Come Off A Lottery Ticket When You Scratch It.

"There's So Much Lottery Cheese In My Car!"
"Tim Is Covered In Lottery Cheese!"

by MistyGuy December 22, 2012

Cock lottery

The first time a girl hooks up with a guy and gets her hands down his pants, she finally gets to find out if she likes his package. If she does, she's won the cock lottery.

I finally gave my new guy a blow job last night, and damn, I won the cock lottery!

by tallgirl11_2 July 10, 2011

National Lifter Day

March 15th of every year is National Lifter Day. It's a holiday that honors weightlifters. The significance of the date 3/15 relates to 315 pounds (3 plates on each side of a barbell), an important milestone in a weightlifter's journey.

Tomorrow is National Lifter Day, I'm going to max out on bench press.

by Monday Iron November 22, 2022

shirt lifter

British urban slang for a male homosexual who lifts his shirt to enable sexual access to another of the same sex anal intercourse.

Oy! He looks to be a bit of a shirt-lifter to me mate!

by Smokey May 13, 2005

lefteri

le-ftery n.

incredibly witty, intelligent, caring yet cheesy, foolish man. typically with light-colored eyes and dark hair of greek descent. a man who enjoys wine, cheese, music and friends. has great ass and is hooded.

damn gina, his jokes are so bad, but i can't beg him to stop it some more...there's just something about lefteri

by travith October 21, 2007

Schizo Lifter

A based Lifter that has crossed the line of lifting safely for health and ventured into the territory of lifting to suppress the demonic entities that plague his every moment. Also is almost always a targeted individual wanted by the federal government.

Hey have you seen that schizo lifter at the gym?

Yeah, last I heard he was telepathically communicating with beings from the 7th dimension while maxing out on bench press.

by Schizo_lifter93 November 23, 2021

ninja looter

The act of joining a group and then trying to get as many items as possible, without regard for the well-being of the rest of the group.

(from WoW)

I'm a little ninja, short and stout
I take all the loot and I hearthstone out
All the guys on teamspeak scream and shout
I'm the warrior in full devout.

In World of Warcraft, it's customary in many groups to pass on an item when it's being rolled, in order to decide who needs it the most, and then roll again (/random 1-100). A ninja looter will roll on the item, instead of passing, and then may plead ignorance, or may declare that he needs it more than anyone else. Such behavior often results in ejection from the group and blacklisting.

by Ugluk September 16, 2005