by Tour De France Danny August 1, 2009
Get the Lighteri mug.the act of failing to pass the lighter with the pipe or bong after taking a hit, causing the rest of the participants in the rotation to wait for their hit.
Brett has a tendency to pocket everyone's lighters, so make sure you stay on top of him so there isn't any Lighter Lag.
by TT01Fanatic February 20, 2011
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An ingenious contraption that holds your lighter to your belt to prevent others from accidentally pocketing and walking off with your lighter
Eric: You got a light man? some fucker walked off with my last bic last night
Jeff: For sure bro. You really gotta invest in a lighter leash
Jeff: For sure bro. You really gotta invest in a lighter leash
by Fuzzadelic August 6, 2011
Get the Lighter Leash mug.The art of casually yet unknowingly ending up with any and everyone's lighter that you come in contact with .
Me:: when we get in the party, if anyone needs a light,, you don't have one okay but.
You: why???
Me:if you whip out a will be gone forl life.. All my homies be lighter clutching.
They will use your shit and put it right in their pocket when they're done,
You: why???
Me:if you whip out a will be gone forl life.. All my homies be lighter clutching.
They will use your shit and put it right in their pocket when they're done,
by QueenyOmygodess August 21, 2023
Get the Lighter clutching mug.When you put your cum in a lighter, then let a girl light a joint with it so she ingests your cum without her knowing.
by 303hoodlyfe May 16, 2018
Get the cum lighter mug.a kenning (a compound expression in poetry with metaphorical meaning) for a 'matrix on attack mode'; when ploddle's lighter glitches and clones itself it means the matrix is on attack mode, lighters are probably the glitchiest item in the matrix when it's on attack mode, second only to keys.
Andrew Tate: I'm getting ploddle's blue lighters, the matrix has attacked me
Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie xhittay fglattu (I see you are full of shit)
Na'vi: Oel ngati kameie xhittay fglattu (I see you are full of shit)
by TaylorBasicWhiteGirl January 30, 2023
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1. a sentence imposed by a smoker court whereby the lighter thief is monitored for a period of time following the offense.
2. when bumming a smoke, common among those sentenced, the individual is supervised until they have returned the borrowed lighter.
3. When bumming a light, after 30 seconds any smoker present may yank the lighter away from the offender and return it to the lender.
4. Probation sentence can be commuted if the offender buys the individual wronged a new lighter.
1. a sentence imposed by a smoker court whereby the lighter thief is monitored for a period of time following the offense.
2. when bumming a smoke, common among those sentenced, the individual is supervised until they have returned the borrowed lighter.
3. When bumming a light, after 30 seconds any smoker present may yank the lighter away from the offender and return it to the lender.
4. Probation sentence can be commuted if the offender buys the individual wronged a new lighter.
Last week Jennifer stole my lighter for the third time this year; she's on lighter probation for the next two months.
by R.M. Rem February 21, 2011
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