A person who very predictable in everything they do from profession to dating to life in general. She is named after a Hawaiian flower, but she certainly is not blooming anymore. She is constantly withering away.
by Leilanidaqueenie November 24, 2021
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beautiful city 😍😍😍😍 the people are really nice and dont bark at you 😊 new parks is simply gorgg and beamont looks like heaven 😇 b-town is so safe and the crime levels are low ❤️❤️❤️
(dont come to leicester.)
(dont come to leicester.)
Leicesters a hellhole
by LLLhateyouallxx August 20, 2023
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It isnt.
We're nick named Spit City, Chav Central and Illegal Immigrant Capital; all true. The ratio of outsiders to native Leicesterians is severly one sided to the former, which wouldnt really be a bad thing if they werent rude, didnt barter in department stores and actually learnt how to drive instead of stealing their drivers license out of a cereal box.
The roughest place is probably Braunestone, more specifically, 'Dodge'. Do not even get a bus through the place without having 999 dialed into your phone and your thumb above the call button, as you will not get through without some form of verbal and physical abuse.
Most of us have developed an inability to speak properly, now calling where we live 'Lesta' and using phrases such as 'thats bad man, init'. We have a huge teenage pregancy rate and I warn you not to go to any parks, as there is almost always someone being licked out or getting pregnant in a bush or on a bench of some description.
Most people are illiterate, reaching ages of up to 14 without even picking up a book that doesnt have pictures in or isnt Nuts. This results in the majority of people on council estates living off benefits, which is normaly fraudulant anyway.
Besides that, we gave England Gary Lineker, comprehensive schools, Leicester Tigers and finger print testing for the police, detectives, etc...the only half decent contribution to the country our little city has made
It isnt.
We're nick named Spit City, Chav Central and Illegal Immigrant Capital; all true. The ratio of outsiders to native Leicesterians is severly one sided to the former, which wouldnt really be a bad thing if they werent rude, didnt barter in department stores and actually learnt how to drive instead of stealing their drivers license out of a cereal box.
The roughest place is probably Braunestone, more specifically, 'Dodge'. Do not even get a bus through the place without having 999 dialed into your phone and your thumb above the call button, as you will not get through without some form of verbal and physical abuse.
Most of us have developed an inability to speak properly, now calling where we live 'Lesta' and using phrases such as 'thats bad man, init'. We have a huge teenage pregancy rate and I warn you not to go to any parks, as there is almost always someone being licked out or getting pregnant in a bush or on a bench of some description.
Most people are illiterate, reaching ages of up to 14 without even picking up a book that doesnt have pictures in or isnt Nuts. This results in the majority of people on council estates living off benefits, which is normaly fraudulant anyway.
Besides that, we gave England Gary Lineker, comprehensive schools, Leicester Tigers and finger print testing for the police, detectives, etc...the only half decent contribution to the country our little city has made
by alltimeblow December 29, 2010
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I know you see me,
cos every girl here wants to be me,
Yes I'm a diva,
Fellas screaming I wanna meet ya.
They say I'm low down,
It's just a rumor, so don't believe em,
Only haters discribe this girl, they all disrespectful
I know you see me,
cos every girl here wants to be me,
Yes I'm a diva,
Fellas screaming I wanna meet ya.
They say I'm low down,
It's just a rumor, so don't believe em,
Only haters discribe this girl, they all disrespectful
Damn, Leisel is a SEXY bitch
by selfie-titanium July 21, 2014
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