lay wood

To penetrate a woman via sexual intercourse

Tim: I'm gonna lay wood tonight for sure. Stephanie so wants me, dude.

David: Huh?

Tim: We're having sex!

David: Bruh, just say that then

by Nona.rosegold June 7, 2017

bum lay

someone who is bad in bed.
ie...just lays theres, cannot take a hint,
refuses to follow suggestions, a person you would
never sleep w/ again.

i slept with this guy last night, && omg, he was such a bum lay.

by lustnpixxxiedust March 21, 2008

lay some cable

To produce solid waste,often used to amuse workmates,or as an excuse when you are going for a number 3.

Out the way lads,Im going to strech my hoop and lay some cable

by chris ord August 31, 2006

lay hands on

To hit someone

Bitch you better stepoff 'for i lay hands on you!

or

I dare that ho to lay hands on me!

by Mizze June 21, 2008

dieu lay lo mo

chinese for 'go fuck your mother'

Girl 1: Ew you look so stupid.
Girl 2: ... DIEU LAY LO MO!

by xzJenn July 28, 2006

lay an egg

to do something poorly, usually regarding some sort of physical activity; bomb it

I'm gonna lay an egg during our mile run today.

by whatserface December 21, 2008

dirty lay

A skank bitch who doesn't bathe

Dude, I can't believe you fucked that skank. Man, she was a dirty lay

by Slick&Silly July 29, 2017