lalty

Lalty Northern Ireland is the condition of being inebriated and rowdy. A lalt may be recognized by the action of raising his or her glass and shouting "Eyooooo! Lalty!"

"After drinking eight pints of beer, Schmickers was decidedly lalty."

by Ciaran Blessed October 17, 2006

Lauletta

Hilarious borderline insane stand-up comedian

We saw Lauletta at this show and nearly peed ourselves!

by Jim Lauletta July 16, 2003

Taylor Lautner syndrome

A version of little man's syndrome where a guy that is short can't get jobs that requires you to be tall (Movies, Sports, a Tall girl's boyfriend) and thus so overcompensates by apparently weight training (possibly shooting up Steroids). This is supposed to draw off the attention of his short stature and draw the appearance of "having great abs". It gives you the role of a fit for a tall athletic six-foot tall person but since you have abs impossibly to get with average weight training (I wonder why), you get it instead. It even makes women too tall for you magically attracted to you.

Taylor lautner is 5'6, and he didn't want to admit he is short to play a role that is fit for a six-foot tall person since the character is 6'7. So he does the "second best" and possibly shoot up roids to look like a tree stump. It's too bad "weight training" doesn't make you taller but it didn't matter as the producers of Twilight knew a good pair of abs makes women of all heights and ages drool. It's because of him, anybody doing the same thing is given the *Taylor Lautner syndrome* title to them.

by Bay Area Resident 925 November 30, 2009

Taylor Lautner

The beloved and gorgeous actor from Twilight, currently heard to be dating old friend Kara Hilow.

"Man, that Taylor Lautner is one lucky guy to have all the ladies all over him."

by shamuuu4evaa. March 22, 2009

Taylor Lautner

a totally hot and gorgeous guy
he has been in a few movies
A.K.A.totally hot werewolf!!

Taylor fan #1-OMG isnt Taylor Lautner so gorgeous?

Taylor fan#2-I know!

Taylor fan#3-if i was bella/kristen i would dump the sparkly vampire dude and be with jacob!!

by RandomCoolPerson101 April 8, 2010

LALTM

L.augh
A.
L.ittle
T.o
M.yself

Hahaha that was funny, but i didnt LOL, i just LALTM.

by EurekaisG February 20, 2011

Talyor Lautner

The most amazing, hottest, sexiest actor in the whole world, and the best actor from the Twilight Saga movie series, which is based on the Books by Stephinie Meyer

Talyor Lautner is 99.8% perfect, 0.1 % would be if he was my age, 0.1% if he has a accent, the he would be 100% perfect

by bandgeek1996_2014 December 28, 2010